RE: Please explain!!!…..Is it me?

The thing the bothers me is not immigration (we are all immigrants) but the total lack of control and the total lack of `balls` of the government.

I believe anyone should be allowed in to this in this country but they must undergo vetting. Certain critera must be fullfilled to allow them to stay, if they forfeit these conditions they are deported “without trial” back to whence they come. But what happens now is they cross the border, claim “political asylum” and are then given free reign to dissapear into the system.

We have become a dumping ground for the europe scum which are thrown from their own countries and end up here, this also camoflages the terrorists who can secrete themselves into our society.

If I applied to live in the USA I believe it would be far more difficult than an Islamic terrorist would find comming to the UK.

p.s. as to Blair being similar to Cromwell, goody, we beheaded Cromwell!

RE: Lock-On Flight Sim

Ahh, you’ve never played Falcon 4 then!

RE: So I guess it’s just a matter of ‘when’ the US is going to war

News just in from CNN.

NATO officials say they have uncovered a substantial hoard of weapons from an (as yet undisclosed) location.

These weapons include bricks, a large metal pole and a box of toothpicks.

The toothpicks are said to have the capability to `take someones eye out` from a distance of `several inches`.

When questioned about the bricks an Iraqi official used the often mooted smoke-screen of decite by saying `Oh they is just rubble`.

Forensic tests on the pole reveal the armament mark of `J.R. Scaffold and Son`, a well known armaments importer, alegedly.

Conclusive proof that Saddam is intending an attack on the west.

NATA also found several rockets and stuff but compared to the Squadron of B52’s being fueled by the US ready to bomb the target (or more accurately some guy with a camel) considered mostly harmless.

When questioned by Saddam he was heard to say `Have you got Bin Laden yet?`. The US have yet to respond.

Report ends.

RE: Lock-On Flight Sim

The problem with modern jets sims is you can’t tell when someone is sticking a 9L up yer exhaust.

“Archer Inbound” anyone?

RE: Human Evolution in The Future

You mean to say man is evolving?
I would have said the opposite!

War, Famine, Nuclear Weapons, Poloution, Murder, Rape, Peadophilia.

I think the animals would a lot better without us.

RE: Gravity has a speed !

Gravity is a constant.
Gravy however is a random unconstant.

The speed at which Gravy falls is governed by many factors. The cheapness of the Gravy boat, the size of the ladel, the clenliness of the table cloth, the expense of the shirt and the criticality of the relatives you have asked around for dinner.

This can be expressed as;

gravy=tablecloth/ladle*relative(^shirt)

Of course Gravity comes into play with the speed of the drip.
This is known as the Gravy Gravity Drip Criticality factor.

HTH.

RE: Laws you would like to see introduced?

1. Illegal to have annoying children.

2. Walking around with an offensive wife after the hours of darkness.

3. All things that politicians agree before election are COMPULSORY after.

4. Criminals to be placed in the stocks and pelted with rotten fruit.

5. Any immigrant that commits a crime to be deported immediately.

6. Making it illegal to own a dog or cat.

7. Removal of bus lanes.

8. Filling in of the Channel Tunnel.