RE: Go On….Ask Me Anything!

In my experience the earth will move for you for a tenner!

RE: speed of dark II….continues

Incidenatlly, it doesn’t take time or light or anything X minutes to do anything.
Time is an abstarct concept and as such is just our minds perception of the passing of reality.
For all we know it’s still next Thursday?

RE: speed of dark II….continues

Space.
Space, space is big, I mean rearly big. You might think that taking a trip to the corner shop to purchase some cigarettes is a long way but that’s nothing compared to space.

Hey guys, you are joking when you try to disprove my theory, right?

RE: Your Ideal Advent Calender

I would like an advent calendar where every window opened up a portal to the human mind.

Failing that, #####.

RE: What is the meaning of life?

The meaning of life is to enjoy it!

RE: speed of dark II….continues

The speed of dark is directly proportional to the friction of light.
The speed of dark is infinite, which is why space is full of it. As a consequence it travels at an infinite speed, which is why you can never measure the speed of dark, why, when you turn off the light it’s instantly dark.
Light has a finite speed and generates a finite amount of friction directly proportional to the quantity of dark surounding it. As light is generated it’s friction starts to slow the surrounding dark until dark stops. At the point which dark stops it is by definition light.
Light bulbs are a good example of this or as I prefer to call them `Dark suckers`.
When you switch on a light bulb rather than emit light they actually suck dark. As they remove the dark the friction posed on the surrounding light is reduced allowing it to flow into the surroundings, eventually replacing the dark. When the light bulb is switched off there is no friction posed on the dark and the reverse is true.
Also Boils third rule of Dark states that the amount of darkness is directly proportional to the complexity of the repair you are trying to apply to your car at the time of breakdown times the amount of battery power available in your torch!

RE: CFS3 – A crock of poo

bump

RE: Replica Me 262 has flown!!

Okay, so will we get to see one at Flying Ledgends?

Now, 262 and Fw190 combo.

Dribble…