and add to that the grand mix of slippery roads that no one has bothered to throw sand on and “I know this guy who has really good set of winter tyres and they are free!” -level of repairing your saab into winter…then spend the otherwise beutifull afternoon diging the saab up from the brench as the curve was few degree too steep 😡 😡 …in case someone wonders what i have done this afternoon….

what sort of book if i may ask?

yeah, no mosquitos nor flys in winter, thats a big plus…Most pitchy thing in the winter, and when you need to do something, whit your bare hands and face the slow numbing of your fingers…that drops the motivation…and if you managed to get your feets frozen, then the hell broke loose….and when the snow beguns to melt… 😡 😡 the moist is everywhere…the heavy, wet snow sticks to everything and wets them…and then your officers gets the master idea of 30km cross country skiing whit “army skis” that has little to do whit the smoothness of the olympic athelets plates…or the idiotic rule of finnish army that we cannot eat whit hand on the head, no matter how cold it is and that in the fields, they give the food in these alumine boxs that absords heat too quclky…meaning that when you manage to find rigth spot to eat, the food is allready cold…and nothing beats cold liver souce in outdoor conditions :diablo: (well perhaps finding frozen liver climps from your next morning porrige :rolleyes: teach pretty effectively the importance of washing your dish…)
And the 1cm thick ice from your windscreen every morning!!! On both sides!!…

but then again, is there more beutifull portrait of the nature than group of frozen trees whitout leaves and they all branches covered whit frost in the extreme temperatures when you can almoust “see” the coldness in the air….moments like that makes your really thank that you live above the 60th latitude

well lucky you to have alternatives…round here, if you want to refuse going to military, its either 13 months in civil service and gay-stamp in your forehead or 12 months in jail…unless you witness Jehove, then you are free from all…

well spend one winter in the army and you begun hate snow…. 😀 :diablo:

small tent & a lesbian.

How do you carry a lesbian around when hitchhiking??? :confused: :confused:

…… 😉

So, what does it mean? So I can impress my girlfriend

pretty much (though with little too unnessery twists) something about that what someone is trying to achieve or presents whit his past attempt something that resempled faked bowing in ironic nature 😎 😎 Or in reality it wouldnt make any sense att all, offcourse, if someone would come to talking something like that in the street, I would change the side of the road….

But

lentokonesuihkuturbiinimoottoriapumekaanikkoaliups eerioppilas

means simply aircraft jet engine engineer apprentice -NonCommisioned officer trainee….