RE: Schumi joined the Third Reich?

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Dave

RE: Schumi joined the Third Reich?

This looks like Obersturmfuhrer Willy Shumacher, Michaels uncle on his fathers side, uncanny family resembelence dont you think?

He fought with Rommels desert rats, before being transfered to the European front line to lead his panzers against the americans, he was eventually captured by Enrico Ferrari who ordered him to teach young members of the former Hitler youth to drive, one such pupil was a certain Michael Shumacher, Willy’s nephew.

The young Michael showed such promise with his ability to drive, that the Bundesleague employed him to drive the team coach during the 1966 World Cup. So brokenhearted was he as he watched old enemys England beat his team that he vowed revenge, it was then that he decide to show these English upstarts what winning was all about.

He joined Borussia Dortmund as a defender but defending wasnt young Michaels fort’e, he had to be first , in front, the leader, the top man, he had to attack. So he gave up football and became an athlete, but still couldnt win . Then he remembered his driving skills, at last something he could better than anyone else, motor racing!

So Michael joined the motor racing fraternity and the rest as they say is history (He looks good for his age doesnt he?)

Dave

RE: What Xmas Present is Everyone Hoping For this Year?????

George dubblya to pubicly commit suicide,
Tony and Cherie Blair(modern day Bonnie and Clyde!) to surrender
A bit less rain in the UK ,
The arrogant , materialistic morons of our society to execute a bit of humility,
My daughter to sort her life out once and for all,
My ex wife to disappear for ever
and Chelsea Football Club to win the Premiership

Dave

[MARQUEE]My needs are modest[MARQUEE]

RE: Ghosts

sparky’s gone to pot and it sounds like you’ve been smoking it mate,

Hey Sparky ! your’re nicking my thread.

Yeah, Ive had one or two spooky moments, but not actually seen a ghost ……….I dont think!

Dave

RE: The Occult……………………

[updated:LAST EDITED ON 15-12-02 AT 08:43 AM (GMT)]I had my tarot read a few years ago, my sister does it , I wrote down everything she predicted, I’m surprised at just how much of its come true, but ,as you say Sparky, its all in the interperatation.

The real reason you’re getting your smilies is all in the mind, my mind ………heh heh heh heh ,ha ha ha ha ha !!!

Dave

x( :7 :9

RE: The Occult……………………

[updated:LAST EDITED ON 15-12-02 AT 00:38 AM (GMT)]Hey its no weirder than “…favourite flavoured crisps” or “…favourite ice cream” threads.

Yeah, Im interested in the occult.

Has anyone else any comments on the subject?

Or do I put a spell on all of your aircraft books and make them fly away? (military ones will disappear in formation)

Grown up near on stonehenge??? maybe Ive been around longer than that windy God forsaken place……heh,heh,heh,aaaaahhhhhh, ha ha ha ha !!!

666 !!

dave