RE: Xmas humour
[updated:LAST EDITED ON 09-12-02 AT 10:24 PM (GMT)]It was Xmas day, the snow was falling hard, outside the temperature dropped to -10 celsius.
Inside the man was carving the turkey while his family sat around the table, suddenly there was a knock on the door.
The man opened the door and looked out ,”Hello!” he called out, “Who’s there?” he said as he looked around,
“Hello” came a voice, barely audible above the sound of the winter wind, “Hello” it said again,
The man looked down and there on the doorstep was a snail,
“C-c-can I c-c-come in ?” shivered the snail,”It’s c-c-cold out here”
“No you cant,” said the man “now bog off!” and with that he kicked the snail up the garden, then slammed the door.
The following year the man was once again carving the turkey for the family and once again there came a knock at the door, the man placed the carving knife on the plate and went to answer the door,
“Hello!” he called out as he looked out into the blizzard,
“Hello” came a voice, the man looked down , and there was the snail that he’d kicked up the garden the previous Xmas,
“Yeah, what do you want?” growled the man
the snail looked up and said “What did ya do that for??”
They dont come much cornier than that Gary ….Merry Xmas
Dave :7
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