NO-ONE Barnowl ! So no-one would include kiddy fiddlers and rapists then !

Period ?

Deano this girl is quite obviousley making this lads life a nightmare. Your soft approach is probably the best way to go first of all. However if she persists then i would say she does deserve to be humiliated the once so worthyone can get on with his life in peace.

Ok that’s a fair point. I take it you have already tried to be nice about it ? We need to think what women really hate. How about if you humiliate her quite badly in a public place with a few of your mates present to laugh and point at her at her. I know its evil but you need to get the job done properly by the sounds of things. Knowing where you live is a bad thing !

Empty the kitchen of any pots to start with. Then tell her you don’t know weather you like boys or girls ! It once worked for me a treat in the same situation. I hope so doesnt know where you live ! 😮

Jeepers Creepers 2. Scared the c**p out of me and the mrs.

When i worked for MyTravel / Airtours the trips varied between around 18 hrs and one week. As said above it normally depends on how many flights per week go to that destination . However that was not always the case. Sometimes when we arrived at our destination we would have the night there and then the next day position to another destination and have a couple of nights there before coming home.
The charter airline crew tend to get more time away as there are not as many flights to the destination as scheduled carriers. When we used to do the SYD run you were away for 23 days. Now that was a long time to be away !

The real one starts on the 19th !