My biggest regret of not listening to some good advice would be when my brother (who was my best man) asked me to get on the next train to london….5 minutes before I was due in church!

I can personally think of a hand full of alien lifeforms already on this planet…..
Blair,
Bush,
My ex-wife

The yank scientists say that we are the only living things ……. Rollocks…
Just because us humans (and I dont think all in this forum are!) need Oxygen and sunlight to live…… how do they know that some bug eyed monster who lives on Mercury cant survive breathing in a 100* nitrogen cloud?

A couple more spring to mind….

OJ Simpson,
Bill Clinton and Monika Lewinski,
The fat blokes who tied to sue Maccy-D’s, Wimpy and other fast food chains for making them fat.

There are others but none come to mind.
This country is getting as bad with our stupid law….

We let refugees in and give them all the benefits, housing and a british passport!
The UK custom’s even arrested an illegal immigrant who entered England in the back of a lorry, who didnt like living in the UK so much that he tried to escape back out of the country!

Very clear pics Andrew,
I would of like to seen the Vulcan

A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on an interstate road for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80mph he suddenly saw a flashing red and blue light behind him. “There ain’t no way they can catch a Mercedes,” he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100, 110 and finally 120 with the lights still behind him.
“What in hell am I doing?” he thought and pulled over. The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car. “If you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven’t heard before you can go!”
“Last week my wife ran off with a cop,” the man said, “and I was afraid you were trying to give her back!”

“Have a nice night”, said the officer.

WIFE: “What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?”
HUSBAND: “Definitely not!”
WIFE: “Why not – don’t you like being married?”
HUSBAND: “Of course I do.”
WIFE: “Then why wouldn’t you remarry?”
HUSBAND: “Okay, I’d get married again.”
WIFE: “You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).”
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: “Would you sleep with her in our bed?”
HUSBAND: “Where else would we sleep?”
WIFE: “Would you replace my pictures with hers?”
HUSBAND: “That would seem like the proper thing to do.”
WIFE: “Would she use my golf clubs?”
HUSBAND: “No, she’s left-handed.”
WIFE: – – – silence – – –
HUSBAND: “****.”

Ms Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. While touring a reservation during the documentary she was puzzled as to why the difference in the number of feathers in the headdresses.
So she asked a brave who only had one feather in his headdress, his reply was: “Me only have one woman. One woman … one feather.”
Feeling the first fellow was only joking she asked another brave. This brave had two feathers in his headdress and he replied: Me have two women. Two women … two feathers.”
Still not convinced the feathers indicated the number of sexual partners involved, she decided to interview the Chief.
Now the Chief had a headdress full of feathers. Which, needless to say amused Ms.Walters. She asked the Chief, “Why do you have so many feathers in your headdress?”
The Chief proudly pounded his chest and said: “Me Chief, me ****’em all. Big, small, fat and tall, me ****’em all.”
Horrified, Ms. Walters stated, “You ought to be hung.”
The Chief said: “You damn right me hung. Big like buffalo, long like snake.”
Ms. Walters cried, “You don’t have to be so hostile.”
The Chief replied: “Hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style, any style…me ****’em all.”
With tears in her eyes, Ms. Walters cried,”Oh dear.”
The Chief said: “No deer. As$ too high, run too fast.”