Two bats hanging in a cave ,on a dark and stormy night.
One says to the other “I haven’t eaten in days ,iv’e got to go and get something to eat” and flies off.
About half an hour later he comes back covered in blood,
The second bat says “crikey you must have had a feast where did you go”.
The first bat answers “you see right off in the distance that church steeple?”
“Yes” says the second bat..
“I didn’t” replies the first!!
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