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  • in reply to: iPOD, do you like it? #1984648
    escuincle
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    psst, you can download mucis for free off the internet. 😉

    be careful, the RIAA – UK Division – Newcastle Non-Commissioned Officer might come knocking on your door to hand you a lawsuit 😀

    in reply to: Heroes? #1984697
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    Whatever happened to Leon Trotsky?
    He got an ice pick
    That made his ears burn

    Whatever happened to dear old Lenin?
    The great Elmyra, and Sancho Panza?
    Whatever happened to the heroes…?

    So sang The Stranglers; but whatever did happen to the heroes?
    We can be heroes, just for one day…David Bowie.
    Who are your heroes?
    Go on, give us a clue!;)

    when i grow up i want to have a mustache and a bullet belt just like my hero the great Pancho Villa.

    in reply to: Breakfast!!! #1985383
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    Don’t knock it unless you’ve tried it, they’re delicious

    that is a good looking burrito, i guess i am going to have to make a few tomorrow 🙂

    i have not seen any food items under the “chi-chi’s” brand name. i do remember hearing a restaurant chain with the same name but in the northern part of the United States.

    i dont know if they can ever sell anything under that name where i live. in spanish slang “chi chi” is nipple and/or areolas, and “chi” is urine 🙂

    i have never tried kidneys, what do they taste like? the closest i got was kidney beans and only because they are included in the canned chili beans i eat with hot dogs 😀

    in reply to: Breakfast!!! #1985948
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    Ah, i just love refried beans

    i went to the local Wal-Mart to buy some refried beans and i noticed they increased the price from 1.38euros to 1.46euros. silly americans and their silly wars caused the price of my favorite refried beans to go up. now i am going to have to stop being lazy and refry my own refried beans.

    in reply to: Friends? #1985959
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    Friends? 20 times a bloody week?
    Are Channel 4 trying to bore us to sleep?
    Any thoughts?

    I imagine it would be a problem if channel 4 was the only channel available.

    there are other things one can do besides watching channel 4 like: watching channel 3, expressing one’s love for another, telling people their signatures are too large, BBQ(ing) koalas, watching a movie about how a british-yank shot down 2000 aircraft in one day and lots, lots, lots more.

    in reply to: Flood and Annas Summer of Love thread! #1985975
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    Love has no limits.

    i always thought that love is limited on the size of one’s exchequer.

    in reply to: Breakfast!!! #1986382
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    Breakfast burritos…uummmmm….
    Ah, very tasty, my kinda breaky
    If your very quiet you can hear your arteries hardening as your eating it

    I think i’ll have either number one or number four on the menu. I am sure eating chorizo will easily harden anyones arteries.

    In regards to gas and bowel movement, just stay away from refried beans. They are like the “Roto-Rooter” of foods, if you have clogged intestines just eat beans and you are guaranteed exiting of the stoppage material 🙂 .

    woohoo ManU won! TIMMY!!!!

    in reply to: Breakfast!!! #1986502
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    But for you lot(well, most of you) it’s nearly breakfast time.

    So, what pleasant mouthwatering repast will you all be tucking into??

    Breakfast burritos…uummmmm….

    i was watching a show named “Nigella Bites” (yes, this is the actual name) and she made one but she called it something else. i have also come to the conclusion that i would like Nigella to bear me 50 Koala warriors, she looks tall on tv and we definitely need some height in the Koala gene pool.

    the lakers won, this does not bode well for the wolves…

    in reply to: Look What I Made #1986887
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    If you look hard he will wipe away the koala droppings and show you the blutak and cellotape holding it together…;)

    Flood.â„¢

    actually the E-77 KCES (Koala Comfortable Ejection Seat) employs APC (Automatic Poop Chute) technology, developed by Koala Kona Seat Inc. no poop on the plane, it would cause too much drag.

    in reply to: Australia to shoot and kill 20,000 koalas #1986907
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    Um, the look kute.
    And, erm, kuddly.
    And, ah, they kan konvert large areas of eucalyptus into koala droppings in a few weeks, maybe.
    And they taste like khikkhen. (Doesn’t really work, does it…)

    i hope you are not making fun of the koala’s plight, that would be very bad. the 12th Koalandian Ninja Division just might sho-ryu-ken you to death if you dont apologize.

    in reply to: Look What I Made #1987290
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    Methinks t’would be a suicide mission for its unfortunate rider.
    Can we talk costs here?

    I agree, here is a new pic of what the F-1K might look like with weapons and pilot.

    Notice the new MG-15 Mark27 Bamboo Shaft Cannon from our USAian friends. This thing can fire 300 spm(shafts per minute)!!!

    We also can use AIM-69 Mark12 Bamboo Heat Seeking Missile with new BVR technology (Barely Visable Range).

    We are also planning to use the new E-77 Koala Comfortable Ejection Seat.

    The Koala in this picture is none other than world renown Rick von Stuben of the VF-01 Jolly Koalas.

    I figure with all the latest technology and the high unit amount each plane should cost 99 USAian cents (including UN tax and labor).

    in reply to: Australia to shoot and kill 20,000 koalas #1987312
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    Mad as a box of frogs…

    i agree she is, here is a picture of the evil warmonger MP, the greatest threat Koalalandia has ever known.

    in reply to: Look What I Made #1987321
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    C’est fini (well nearly)

    I was wondering if you like to make a presentation to the Koalandian Air Force. We are currently looking for a new fighter plane to combat the Australian imperialists.

    If we are impressed, we would like to place an order for 5000 units. We would call it the F-1K (K for Koalandian). This could tip the scales in our favor in our 500 year struggle against the occupiers. Also, do you accept USAian currency?

    Below is what the plane might look like with the Koalandian markings.

    in reply to: Australia to shoot and kill 20,000 koalas #1987331
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    Lol, I bet it was members of the Koalan Army that frequent this site that called her.

    You have just witnessed actions taken by our newly created department called the KIA (Koalalandian Intelligence Agency).

    Unfornuately we have come to the conclusion that we cannot defeat the Australian imperialist occupation army even with our state of the art USAian Bamboo shafts.

    Plan A was then put into action in which we would try to get help from the UN. But as always seems the case at every UN meeting all that could be agreed upon was to have another meeting.

    So we are now in Plan B, which is to instigate a war between the USAian and the imperialist Austrailans. We are using something known as the “Curveball” technique in which we are going to use propaganda to make it seem Australia is a threat to the USAians. Our latest action called “Operation Evil MP”, we have sent emails to Warmonger MP Sandra Kanck, a self described “peace and environmental activist”, to get the MP (what does MP stand for? Mini-Politician?) to respond in a negative way blaming USAians. It seems to have worked as she called the USAians “ignorant”.

    We also have plans on releasing secret “reports” that detail newly found large oil reserves in Australia, newly developed WMD surpassing USAian capabilities, and Koala rights violations.

    VIVA Koalalandia!!!!!

    General Escuincle
    KoalalandiaCOM
    1st Army Eucalyptus Divison
    🙂

    in reply to: Anyone here a fan of military wargaming? #1991601
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    here are a few console games i like:

    my most favorite console wargame has to be Iron Storm, translated by Working Designs, on the Sega Saturn. i think the reasons i liked this game was having the choice to play as the Japanese, Germans and the Americans. i also liked the animation when attacking, seeing German dive bombers take out infantry was a lot of fun 🙂 .

    i also like the Pacific Theater of Operations series by KOEI. i have played PTO I, II and IV (III was never released in the US). my favorite in the series is PTO IV. i liked the ability to customize new ship classes as new technology was gained, i also came up with a naming convention for my ships. the only problem was the battles were done in real time, and the ships would constantly colliding with other ships.

    several other series i like are Advance Wars (Gameboy), Front Mission, Ring of Red (PS2), several “tactics” games like Shining Force, Final Fantasy Tactics, and Disgaea.

    on the PC side:

    i spent alot of hours on EU (Europa Universalis), EU2 and Hearts of Iron (i think that is the correct name). Hearts of Iron was my favorite. I remember i tried to dominate the world as the United Mexican States but failed after the US invaded, i had taken most of South America 🙂

    other games i liked were the Homeworld series, Rise of Nations and a free game called Steel Panthers: World at War.

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