This is too important a scientific discovery to combine into the other thread. If they could just get koalas to do the sniffing, then boom, you’d have your own home-prostate test kit without needing to shoot the koalas.

As a General in the Koaladian Army I must disagree with you, we are koala warriors. The only urine sniffing that is going to happen are when we pee on the faces of the Australian aggressors! VIVA KOALALANDIA!!!!! 🙂

Harumph, sounds like a Titus Andronicus ripoff.

Now I wonder if the hubbie thought it tasted like chicken?

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/allnews/tm_objectid=14195999&method=full&siteid=50143&headline=wife-feeds-huband-dog-poo-pie-name_page.html

that is exactly the reason i dont eat pie, men need to start reading about the dangers of eating pie made by evil women.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/asiapcf/05/01/australia.work.reut/index.html

Yep, yep, all that hard work shooting THem koalas.

I believe I am the main reason Yanks are in second place. I only worked 100 hours last year. I have applied numerous times at the local Wal-Mart but I think they are rejecting me due to the fact that I am asking for 10 cents above minimum wage. Looks like I am going to have to forget about those 10 cents. I wonder if I can get paid in euros?

hmm, they went into another nation without the invitions of the locals to fight and kill if necessary for foreign companies. also, since they dont belong to any armed forces, they are under no-one’s juristiction and can pretty much do what they want (and do). ?

are you saying these 4 men actively sought war on iraqis? please by all means provide the proof that these 4 men “pretty much do what they want (and do)”. are you justifying the execution of the italian?

i wonder if you would want any of these kinds of ‘security gaurds’ ourside your local co-op. :rolleyes:

what kinds of security guards are you talking about? and could you please explain what “your local co-op” means?

they were highly paid mercinaries, and i have little sympathy for such people. at least the soilders signed on to defend their nation, what else but money did these people go to iraq for?

based on what i have read, Fabrizio Quattrocchi (man who was executed) went to Iraq to earn enough money so he could buy a house with his fiancee and start a family. below is a link to the bbc article on Fabrizio.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/3629989.stm

That neighbour probably complains about the snoring, the noise made when the light comes on as the fridge door is opened, and the swish of the clouds as they pass over head…
Some people obviously don’t have enough to complain about.
Move Snapper in next door, I say!;)

Flood.

I would bet my 19 eurocents that the neighbor is a 85 year old lady who lives with 1000 cats and looks out the window every five seconds to see who is doing what. i say the council should send this lady to an old folks home, at the old lady’s cost of course. 🙂

why doesn’t she just get a bedpan?

i think it would probably still make too much noise unless she gets one of those B-2 stealth with sound padding bedpan models 🙂

Can someone explain how the ranking system works, and why some people are ranked and some not

the reason i dont have a rank is because i have a Custom User Title.

After talking to my friend, we have come to the conclusion that the UN Security Council must notified. I have sent an email to the UNSC asking them to pass a resolution to condemn Australian invasion plans of Koalalandia. I have also asked them to send the U.S. Navy 15th and 92nd Fleet to the area to make sure Austrailian aggression is kept in check.

I have also sent up a website http://www.koalalandiafreedomfighters.org so that people can send money. With only one euro, five Koalalandians can be equipped with state of the art USAian bamboo shafts. At this website one can also sign up to join in the fight. Viva La Koalalandia!

General Escuincle
KoalalandiaCOM
1st Army Eucalyptus Divison
🙂