OMG!! here is the simpons version of the mexico vs. portugal game.

click on the link to find out who won 😀

http://youtube.com/watch?v=D-E6weZIdG8&search=mexico%20portugal

i only drink FIFA sponsored beer, the “king of beers”. 😀

i like all girls…

girls – all i really want is girls

girls – to do the dishes
girls – to clean up my room
girls – to do the laundry
girls – and in the bathroom
girls – that’s all I really want is girls 😀

the USAians will never win a world cup of soccer unless they begin to take their training more seriously, they need to upgrade their simulatory techniques.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRO626ImQek

Once they wiped the blood off, you could see it was just a tiny cut. I don’t know what De Rossi was thinking of though…? 😮

i concur, it was a tiny cut since it only required three stitches, if it had required five then it would of been designated a small cut. it would of been worse but the man has no cheek bones, just facial plates made of carbonium or whatever facial plates are made of.

i was entertained by this game. this was the best game, sofar, of the tournament. if more games were played this way i would watch soccer more often.

picture time!!!!

1) my face still hurts…

2) any lower and he would of ended up like this guy. he likes blood and hates garlic.

3) someone get this man some PANTS!!! what is it about people at this event and no pants and he even isnt dutch.

4) hey baby.

“I didn’t see it. All I know is I caught an elbow,’ McBride said. “(De Rossi) apologized after the game. I’m fortunate in that I don’t have a lot of feeling in my face. My nerves are all dead from the surgery. You get hit and you get back up.” 😮

my face hurts just looking at him.

The Colbert Report – Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooalllllll!!!!

click on the link if you want to laugh 😀

http://www.comedycentral.com/sitewide/media_player/play.jhtml?itemId=70374

I have been looking for a place where I could WATCH PAINT DRY as it would be More Entertaining that the world cup constantly being shown on TV.

amen brother, one of my favorite time sinks. i make sure to ask for paint that is smelly, the one with extra fumes. ahh, watching paint dry and getting hi at the same time, sweet.

little did i know that i had in my fridge the official beer of the FIFA WORLD CUP. that MUST mean that it is the best beer in the WORLD since FIFA SAYS SO. that should end the best beer debate, no counters please, you lose, FIFA says you lose, FIFA always right.
FIFA == THE WORLD, THE WORLD == RIGHT.

good news, ukraine lost by 4. the usa has a chance of not being number 32, yay!! 31! 31! 31! 31!

Floating around in webland somewhere is an actual VIDEO of a cat chasing off a black bear – the bear’s nosing around some bushes when it suddenly turns and runs away, only for a small tabby to come tearing ass out of the bushes! Bloody hilarious! 😀

at about 55 seconds into this video you see a cat chasing a bear 😀

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmNt8wzXJZE&search=cats

the first seconds are my fav.