Spinal Tap.Nigel Tufnell playing nice piano .
Interviewer: “that`s beautiful,what do you call it ?”
Tufnell: “Lick my Luv Pump”

“Perfumed Ponce !” 😀

“I have a heart condition,if you hit me it will be murder !”
“I`LL MURDER THE PAIR `O YERZ”
“My Wife`s having a baby”

You should have at Glastonbury,Withnail and I on the Big Screen and a few hundred people quoting it ,line for line ..real surround sound..

God I`m bored..I should get out more…anyone got any good jokes ?

I found a few of these throttle boxes and Tornado grips at a MOD surplus place at Wellington in Somerset..they all went at Shoreham.Someone told me there was an ex-FAA Harrier in Ransomes Scrapyard in Frome last year..anyone?

The real Crow Crag (Sleddale Hall) film location as Uncle Montys Holiday home is still as it was in 1987 empty and crumbling.

“I want the finest wines available to humanity,I want them here and I want them now !”

“There is a certain je ne sais quuois about a firm young carrot”

“Hairs are your aerials,They pick messages up from the cosmos ,and transmitthem directly to the brain,that is why bald men are uptight man”

“Well you are my agent !…well kiss 10% of the asses then”

“She got a doll for Christmas that p**sses itself..`orrible really,but they like that,the little girls”

” where you goin` City Boy ?”

“Squeal like a pig,seems like we gotta sow here rather than a boar”

“sure `as gotta pretty mouth aint `e”

“I mean to have you even if it`s burglary !” ….uncle Monty

“We`ve come on holiday by mistake”

why was my `are there any detailed pictures of the 911 aircraft wreckage` deleted ?