Nobody has mentioned chav bikers yet. These are the maniac bikers who have nothing better to do, than go flat out in a 30mph area. If they see a clear stretch of open road ahead, they go completely crazy, hammering along like a Bat out of hell.
If a chav biker has to stop at traffic lights, make sure you’re not crossing the road, when they turn Green.
Why is it, that a chav biker has to have the loudest bike in Town. Don’t they realize, that roaring along a road at full decibel level, is not good for their ears, or anyone else’s. ______________________________________
I think “Chav Bikers” tend to be on mini motos and dirt bikes tearing down towpaths and across parks full of kids. Your general Chav tends to like “pimped” Saxo’s rather than proper bikes. I have never seen a biker wearing a burberry print helmet hanging around macdonalds talking like a mix between an american rapper and Vicki Pollard.
You should not be crossing the road when the lights go green. Pretty straight forward thing really. Far more dangerous are the buses and Taxi’s I see every morning on one particular junction on the Wednesfield Bypass that go through on Red! Flat out on a modern bike is around 170mph. Not seen many doing that around Wolverhampton City Centre.
Chavs seem to be an increasingly worrying undercurrent to society. Note the recent stats that the UK is the worst place to bring up kids. There is very little emphasis on respect these days. On Mondays visit to Cosford the amount of kids climbing on exhibits with their proud parents looking on and going “AAwwww look at him, bless him” was downright annoying.
Yes I am a Grumpy Old Man and looking at our country’s current state I have a bloody damned good right to be!!!
PS Quote: 16. What do you call a 30 year old chavette?
Granny.
😀 My wife was a single parent benefit advisor until a couple of months ago. THAT joke is not far from the truth!!!!!
Ivan
Patriot and Mini owner and Triumph Daytona rider.
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