It would appear there are plant pots all over the country, local airfield is RAF Woodvale, just training aircraft there and little or no night flying, but until recently the local police helicopter was also based there, at the time one newly arrived oik was complaining bitterly that the police helicopter was breaking the rules by operating at night.

Didn’t occur to this total twerp that just possibly the criminal fratenity also like to operate at night.

It’s no problem, Harry will accompany every flight in his Apache.

It is claimed Typhoon fully armed and as it was a QRA aircraft would imagine that to be correct.

Reminds me of the Spanish restaurant gag.

An american dining out sees one diner’s meal brought to the table with a trumpet fanfare and much ceremony, enqires of the waiter what’s going on, waiter tells him that the delicacy is the cojones of the bull killed in the arena that day, the american asks for the same meal and is informed that these are all pre-ordered and there is only one serving a day.

Our american holiday maker intrigued by this, although not happy as regards bullfighting decides he must sample this delicacy and places his order, three days later his turn comes up, fanfare of trumpets, plate arrives with two tiny sphericals on the plate, “what is this ? he asks, sometimes senor the bull wins” replies the waiter.

Haven’t got enough life left to watch all of it, but what are these people on? I know!!!!! if I spray insecticide in my garden, will it clear mosquitoes in Africa?

Suspend without pay, sure, but I would object to paying a show pony who can’t be shown, looks like his sponsors are having serious looks at their contracts anyway, hope Barcelona have deep pockets.

I don’t think Suarez will be a Liverpool player this season, the guy has let down everyone connected to the club who stood by him (rightly or wrongly) who applauded is football talents, but he has thrown it all back in their faces.

An old saying, “bad enough being s##t on but borrowing your hanky to rub it in, is too much”.