I don’t think Suarez will be a Liverpool player this season, the guy has let down everyone connected to the club who stood by him (rightly or wrongly) who applauded is football talents, but he has thrown it all back in their faces.

An old saying, “bad enough being s##t on but borrowing your hanky to rub it in, is too much”.

ah yes, water ballast tanks

Love the way the tanks are cunningly hidden, you would never notice these tanks on your holiday flight:eek:.

Reminds me of the Spanish restaurant gag.

An american dining out sees one diner’s meal brought to the table with a trumpet fanfare and much ceremony, enqires of the waiter what’s going on, waiter tells him that the delicacy is the cojones of the bull killed in the arena that day, the american asks for the same meal and is informed that these are all pre-ordered and there is only one serving a day.

Our american holiday maker intrigued by this, although not happy as regards bullfighting decides he must sample this delicacy and places his order, three days later his turn comes up, fanfare of trumpets, plate arrives with two tiny sphericals on the plate, “what is this ? he asks, sometimes senor the bull wins” replies the waiter.

Amazed this one wasn’t in the “top ten” of wierd lyrics, hear the words not a clue what they are on about.

It’s no problem, Harry will accompany every flight in his Apache.

Clement Attlee.

From what he had to start with, the most effective PM in recent times by far, achieved a great deal with a bankrupt economy and moving from a war to a peace time economy, but certainly does not qualify as any sort of murdering despot in the OPs query.

If enough of the electorate vote for Nigel, UKIP will form the next Govt.

Of course John, if enough of the electorate voted for One Direction they would form the next government, now there’s a thought to give every one over the age of twelve nightmares, but almost as likely.

True but it would also lose about 12% of its revenue.

Why so much, Scotland accounts for 8.4% of the population of the UK at the moment.