10 best arenas/stasiums you’ve ever seen (gotta post a pic as well!)

10. Allianz Arena

Feast your eyes on THIS.

F4.

Footbal or Cricket?

According to our college teacher, there are loads of old explosives and missiles under Leeds Bradford Airport…!

A teacher started work at a new school….

“I am going to ask you all a few questions so we can get to know each other a little better” she says

She turns to the first little girl…”What’s your name dear”

“Daisy Miss” Answers the girl
“That’s a lovely name” says the teacher
“Yes miss” replies the girl…”when i was a baby in my pram a daisy petal blew onto my face, so my mum named me Daisy”
“what a beautiful story” replies the teacher

She turns to the second little girl…”What’s your name dear”

“Rose Miss” Answers the girl
“That’s a lovely name” says the teacher
“Yes miss” replies the girl…”when i was a baby in my pram a rose petal blew onto my face, so my mum named me Rose”
“what a beautiful story” replies the teacher.

She turns to the third little girl…this poor kid has one eye, twisted nose, scars, one ear and is the ugliest kid she’s ever seen…….”What’s your name dear”

“Breeze Block!”

During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
“Michael, if you were on a date— having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?”
Michael said, “Just a minute I have to go pee.”
The teacher responded by saying, “That would be rude and impolite. What about you Peter, how would you say it?”
Peter said, “I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I’ll be right back.”
“That’s better, but it’s still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?”
“I would say: ‘Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you’ll get to meet after supper.”
The teacher fainted

People only say that when they know absolutely nothing about the game whatsoever 🙂
I rest my case

Oh, believe me I know enough about it to understand.

I didn’t get a heart attack in this, but I sure as hell did in that car advert! 😮