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  • in reply to: Silly news #5 #1859476
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    Are you saying it got lost swimming upstream from Loch Ness, having negotiated the weirs and locks?

    It might be….(Sorry) they might be…the Loch Ness monsters!!!

    in reply to: Silly news #4 #1859478
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    But it has a Porsch badge on the front.

    in reply to: Time to put up or shut up…. #1859516
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    MARTIANS!”!!^*(&%^$!!

    ITS BLEDDY MARTIANS!!”£$%%^&*&^$£!!!

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    Hey look a weird bright light was spotted on Mars

    Do you see it? There’s a little beacon of light in the photograph of Mars above. It’s on the left side of the photo and it’s pretty darn bright. What could it be? More importantly, what do we want it to be? A Martian signal keeping track of the Curiosity rover? An alien laser beam? A key to a secret portal in the universe? A superhero?

    Anything in our imagination is way better than NASA’s explanation of the light: which they’re saying “might be due to the sun glinting off a rock or cosmic rays striking the camera’s detector”. Lame.

    Here’s what Justin Maki of NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory and leader of the team that built and operates the Navigation Camera says:

    “In the thousands of images we’ve received from Curiosity, we see ones with bright spots nearly every week… These can be caused by cosmic-ray hits or sunlight glinting from rock surfaces, as the most likely explanations.”
    Come on NASA, don’t downplay the lights! At least entertain the thought that Curiosity has stumbled across some secret Mars base. Maybe! NASA says:

    The bright spots appear in images from the right-eye camera of the stereo Navcam, but not in images taken within one second of those by the left-eye camera. Maki said, “Normally we can quickly identify the likely source of a bright spot in an image based on whether or not it occurs in both images of a stereo pair. In this case, it’s not as straightforward because of a blocked view from the second camera on the first day.”

    http://sploid.gizmodo.com/hey-look-a-weird-bright-light-was-spotted-on-mars-1561160862

    Its still the Martians, I tell you…[/sulk]

    in reply to: Time to put up or shut up…. #1859577
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    No, we/I let him fly away, pesky bird.

    Yeah, right. The one that got away…

    Bloody lying fishermen.

    in reply to: Time to put up or shut up…. #1859610
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    Imagination…? Me…? Um…

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    Err, no.

    in reply to: Time to put up or shut up…. #1859630
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    Something could be dropped by a bird into the Ness, probably but verrrrrrrr unlikely.
    Just as likely as, for example, the haggis dragging the beastie in over the hills for a giggle.

    in reply to: Time to put up or shut up…. #1859650
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    But did you eat him?

    in reply to: Caption Contest #1859653
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    “So I can have all this bit now, and the rest on your coronation, yah?”

    in reply to: Caption Contest #1859668
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    “And this thingy here is a…maaaaaap!”

    in reply to: Forum Java update. Possible virus or hijack? #1859673
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    …Maybe its his update?

    in reply to: Forum Java update. Possible virus or hijack? #1859709
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    How far East?

    Not Java, I hope…

    in reply to: Time to put up or shut up…. #1859712
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    Um, the info as given was deciphered by me as you were dangling your rod in water that was 85ft deep (I cannot dispute the depth, but then I wasn’t, was I…). Now, I have no idea how far down you go to drown your worm, or whether you were bottom fishing, I was merely trying to establish if the hook was at the bottom.

    Do you eat what you catch, or did you mount it?;o)

    in reply to: Forum Java update. Possible virus or hijack? #1859721
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    Meh, can’t he just put a hat on when moderating…?

    in reply to: Forum Java update. Possible virus or hijack? #1859752
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    Yeah, but he asked…

    in reply to: Forum Java update. Possible virus or hijack? #1859759
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    Bit over the top with riding the red, Moggy.

    And I got it last night when opening this particular thread…

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