Full Metal Jacket
US Marines or Army
Full Metal Jacket
US Marines or Army
Saving Private Ryan
Jarhead or Platoon
Saving Private Ryan
Jarhead or Platoon
Tea
Whiskey or Brandy
Tea
Whiskey or Brandy
Varyag (i have no idea!)
Wasp or Bees
Varyag (i have no idea!)
Wasp or Bees
Galaxy Ripple. If you haven’t tried it go out right now and get one or six because they rock.
Galaxy Ripple. If you haven’t tried it go out right now and get one or six because they rock.
My Girlfriends Little Sister
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and
so we decided to get married.
My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my
girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me,
very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini
skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me
and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.
It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me
that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me
that she couldn’t overcome and didn’t really want to overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and
couldn’t say a word.
She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go
ahead with it just come up and get me.” I was stunned. I was frozen in
shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she
pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front
door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked
straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside.
With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, “We are very happy that
you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for
our daughter. Welcome to the family.
“The moral of this story is:”
“Always keep your condoms in your car.”
My Girlfriends Little Sister
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and
so we decided to get married.
My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my
girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me,
very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini
skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me
and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.
It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me
that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me
that she couldn’t overcome and didn’t really want to overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and
couldn’t say a word.
She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go
ahead with it just come up and get me.” I was stunned. I was frozen in
shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she
pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front
door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked
straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside.
With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, “We are very happy that
you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for
our daughter. Welcome to the family.
“The moral of this story is:”
“Always keep your condoms in your car.”
Credit card
Food or sleep
Credit card
Food or sleep
Hardcore
Magazine or internet. (in relation to above)