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  • in reply to: General Discussion #344627
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    Full Metal Jacket

    US Marines or Army

    in reply to: Game: A or B #1940738
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    Full Metal Jacket

    US Marines or Army

    in reply to: General Discussion #344632
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    Saving Private Ryan

    Jarhead or Platoon

    in reply to: Game: A or B #1940743
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    Saving Private Ryan

    Jarhead or Platoon

    in reply to: General Discussion #344635
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    Tea

    Whiskey or Brandy

    in reply to: Game: A or B #1940749
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    Tea

    Whiskey or Brandy

    in reply to: General Discussion #344754
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    Varyag (i have no idea!)

    Wasp or Bees

    in reply to: Game: A or B #1940758
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    Varyag (i have no idea!)

    Wasp or Bees

    in reply to: General Discussion #344755
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    Galaxy Ripple. If you haven’t tried it go out right now and get one or six because they rock.

    in reply to: Best sweets #1940761
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    Galaxy Ripple. If you haven’t tried it go out right now and get one or six because they rock.

    in reply to: General Discussion #347949
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    My Girlfriends Little Sister

    I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and
    so we decided to get married.

    My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my
    girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me,
    very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.

    My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini
    skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me
    and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.

    It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
    One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the
    wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me
    that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me
    that she couldn’t overcome and didn’t really want to overcome.

    She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
    married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and
    couldn’t say a word.

    She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go
    ahead with it just come up and get me.” I was stunned. I was frozen in
    shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she
    pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

    I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front
    door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked
    straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside.

    With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, “We are very happy that
    you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for
    our daughter. Welcome to the family.

    “The moral of this story is:”
    “Always keep your condoms in your car.”

    in reply to: Joke/Funnies Thread #1941988
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    My Girlfriends Little Sister

    I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and
    so we decided to get married.

    My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my
    girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me,
    very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.

    My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini
    skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me
    and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.

    It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
    One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the
    wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me
    that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me
    that she couldn’t overcome and didn’t really want to overcome.

    She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
    married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and
    couldn’t say a word.

    She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go
    ahead with it just come up and get me.” I was stunned. I was frozen in
    shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she
    pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

    I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front
    door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked
    straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside.

    With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, “We are very happy that
    you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for
    our daughter. Welcome to the family.

    “The moral of this story is:”
    “Always keep your condoms in your car.”

    in reply to: General Discussion #352732
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    Credit card

    Food or sleep

    in reply to: Game: A or B #1943820
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    Credit card

    Food or sleep

    in reply to: General Discussion #352749
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    Hardcore

    Magazine or internet. (in relation to above)

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