Feeling as though I’m being taken for a ride…

Is she good looking??? 😀 😀 😀 wish I was but they’re too expensive here 😀 😀 😀

Sorry Daz – just couldn’t resist the temptation 😀 😀 😀

Again, I don’t think anything has made me swear or want to swear today – I’m REALLY starting to get worried now, I’ve never gone this long without my extensive miss-use of the English language before 🙁 🙁 🙁

My son passing his A levels and getting a uni place.

Wish I’d done my A-levels – not that it matters much really because I just did them in college but surely it’s the thought that counts 😀 😀 😀 LMAO 😀

Congratulations everybody 🙂 🙂 🙂

What made me smile today??? Having the office to myself and not having any work to do 😀 😀 😀 LMAO 😀

*takes a deep breathe*

I GOT INTO UNIVERSITY!

I’m going to Sunderland uni to study Performing Arts 🙂

Congratulations and best of luck!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂

I don’t think anything made me swear today – bloody hell, what’s wrong with me??? 😀 😀 😀

I actually feel rather sorry for that rat 🙁 🙁 🙁

I was actually going to say something like that! Maybe we could learn new ways of generating electricity from them! 😀

Paul

Or from our rectums, as the case may be 😀 😀 😀 LMAO 😀

I wouldn’t be surprised if there were such things that spat acid but not lightning from the rectum – that said, wish I could do that 😀 😀 😀 LOL 😀

I kind of feel sorry for the individuals who carry out such acts of mindless vandalism – what sort of sad, pathetic, good-for-nothing, wasters-of-good-oxygen they must be.

Unfortunately, it’s not a problem that will be even slightly dealt with, never mind stopped completely – especially with the modern trend of “kids-having-kids” (as Jeremy Kyle likes to put it). I don’t think I’ll ever have kids 😀 😀 😀 Too much hassle 😀 😀 😀

That said, I would like to have a daughter one day – kind of like the whole walking her down the isle concept 😀 😀 😀 (and I think I’m going to stop there!) 😀 😀 😀

The “What made you smile today” thread – I said that I ******** up my engine – oh ******, I just said ****** again – oh I give up!

😀 😀 😀