I spent a life time one week working in Milton keynes in a big shopping center there,the Parking attendant was a right one,we were allowed in to a certain zoned off area,but this filled up by 5am,so lads drifted out into the main car park,if you where caught by jolly boy you got a ticket.
The allotted 40 or so spaces where called Barrys spaces,so on leaving you just pushed the buzzer and told them you’ve been in one of barrys spaces,free parking….
It apparently took them a month to figure out barry only had 40 odd spaces but 60+ vans left using the now infamous Barrys space and due to twitter loads of the general public too….

He made his quota that day,lol
16 vans all loading up with their tools,10 got done.
I’m afraid were easy pickings for them,they know we have to secure stuff in the vans and that’s where the meters click.

Mind you,ive seen them hanging about waiting for our times to run out and weve paid by phone just at the last minute.:diablo:

Abducted by aliens dident wash with them,nor did i was actually in the back of the van stapping my kit down when your kind chappie was ticketing the front.
Ah well 50 quid lighter,for being 11 minutes over the time.

Yer.ill have that mango with all the axle grease on thanks.Oh and don’t flush as you enter the station.

Had a PC moment today.
Held the lift for a lady saying ” here you go my love”

“Im not your love”!!!!!

me “Oh sorry sweetheart”

“im not your sweetheart either”

I think the walking away muttering “Daft bint” was the straw that broke the camels back…

Thinking of mitigating circumstances to avoid this parking ticket…lol

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/honours-list/8569793/Queens-Birthday-Honours-2011-list-in-full.html

Bruce Forsyth has been awarded a Knighthood:(
Why is it that these people in show business get such awards, for Gods sake they are only doing a very highly paid job at the end of the day.
Lincoln .7

And why not,hes performed for 69 years and been at the top of his game for some 50 years of that.