The Mrs left the house without her credit cards, highly unusual i must say!!!

AhA ,but shed taken the notes out of your wallet steve 😀
What champagne would you recommend for a birthday… :confused:
dave

😀 😀 I like any all meats and often have raw fillet steak. 😀 😀 😀 Anna

A lady who orders her steak BLUE!!!!!!!
I use to do all the time ,until i saw a documentary about parasites, mainly the tape worm. 😮
looked like a good way to loose weight though 😀 😀
DAVE x

A nice balanced diet please!!!

Oh yes me too in one hand, slice of bread in the other ,a dead animal…
steve ever eaten roo????
I tried ostrich and alligator but skippys hard to come by up here… 😀
dave

I lied. Haha. had you going. I’m not that stupid.

So it wasn’t your wife then :diablo: :diablo:
You lying git……nine grand
do you know how many cloth caps and whippets i could get for that.. 😀
dave

Me too, just cut off its horns,wipe its a@@e and fetch it out here.
If animals wern t meant to be eaten they’d RUN FASTER……..

7.mustique

8. Sit ups

😮 your taking the urine 😮
sit ups?????????

top ten cures for the mother of all hangovers……..