sleep.work,sleep

The US and British Navy were recently on manoeuvres in the Persian gulf. The communications officer on the aircraft carrier USS Enterprise sent a radio message to the British carrier HMS Illustrious – ” And how’s the 2nd biggest Navy in the world today then??”
To which the Illustrious officer responded – ” Fine. How’s the 2nd best ??”

The USS Enterprise did not reply.

On a recent trip to Alton Towers, I went on the scariest ride of my life.

The coach driver was a woman.

Careful you’ll get jim all over exited:diablo:

OOOO i take offence at the “sad old joke”:diablo:
But accents are only in the ear of the listener,i don’t think my accent is thick,but I’m told it is pretty broad.I work with lots of folk from around the London area but to my ear they all sound the same,so such for the brummie and black country accents.As honorable as it is, they ll still be brummies to the untrained ear.

Brummie fishing in the local canal,some fella stops by when walking his dog and says
“have you caught owt”
“Aye a whale” says the brum
“A whale? here in this canal?,what did you do with it”?
“I threw it back in,it had no spokes in it”

Brummie walks into a tailors…
“Alroit, mate. I’d like a 70s suit, please.”

The tailor says, “Certainly sir, and would you like a kipper tie?”

Brummie says, “Thanks mate, two sugars.”

Chopsticks

I dont eat with sticks.
THE FORK!!!!!

Or australia