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July 31, 2002 at 10:47 pm in reply to: General Discussion #424172

Merlin3945
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RE: Middle East

[updated:LAST EDITED ON 31-07-02 AT 10:48 PM (GMT)]Does anyone know how copper wire was invented.

Two Scotsmen fighting over a penny.
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A Scotman drops a penny and he bent over so fast to catch it that it hit him on the back of the head.
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A man walks into a bar and orders a pint and asks the bartender where the toilet is. The barman says just past the cigarette machine and to the left. As he passes the cigarette machine the machine starts shouting and swearing and giving abuse to the guy. After coming out of the toilet the same happens so he goes to the barman and tells him his cigarette machine is “OUT OF ORDER”

Merlin

July 31, 2002 at 10:47 pm in reply to: Naughty humour #1988751

Merlin3945
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RE: Middle East

[updated:LAST EDITED ON 31-07-02 AT 10:48 PM (GMT)]Does anyone know how copper wire was invented.

Two Scotsmen fighting over a penny.
_______________________________________________

A Scotman drops a penny and he bent over so fast to catch it that it hit him on the back of the head.
_____________________________________________________________________

A man walks into a bar and orders a pint and asks the bartender where the toilet is. The barman says just past the cigarette machine and to the left. As he passes the cigarette machine the machine starts shouting and swearing and giving abuse to the guy. After coming out of the toilet the same happens so he goes to the barman and tells him his cigarette machine is “OUT OF ORDER”

Merlin

July 31, 2002 at 10:37 pm in reply to: General Discussion #424175

Merlin3945
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RE: Naughty humour

>The Australian Prime Minister, John Howard was in England
>meeting the
>Queen at Balmoral. They were discussing Australia and
>Howard’s plans
>for the future.

Good jokes Geoforce just a damn shame that Balmoral is in Scotland.

Regards Merlin

July 31, 2002 at 10:37 pm in reply to: Naughty humour #1988755

Merlin3945
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RE: Naughty humour

>The Australian Prime Minister, John Howard was in England
>meeting the
>Queen at Balmoral. They were discussing Australia and
>Howard’s plans
>for the future.

Good jokes Geoforce just a damn shame that Balmoral is in Scotland.

Regards Merlin

July 31, 2002 at 10:14 pm in reply to: General Discussion #424186

Merlin3945
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RE: What would you do?

Come on guys all answers are defeatist.

I would climb aboard the last shuttle to nowhere city with the biggest of all the motherf**king nukes in the world (in fact make it 2) and go blast the f**ker out of the sky.

Failing that probably phone a few old friends that I hadnt seen in a long while and get the biggest street party going. In fact as I live near Edinburgh I would make it a City party. And stay close to my girlfriend and kid.

Merlin

July 31, 2002 at 10:14 pm in reply to: What would you do? #1988762

Merlin3945
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RE: What would you do?

Come on guys all answers are defeatist.

I would climb aboard the last shuttle to nowhere city with the biggest of all the motherf**king nukes in the world (in fact make it 2) and go blast the f**ker out of the sky.

Failing that probably phone a few old friends that I hadnt seen in a long while and get the biggest street party going. In fact as I live near Edinburgh I would make it a City party. And stay close to my girlfriend and kid.

Merlin

July 5, 2002 at 8:37 pm in reply to: General Discussion #429392

Merlin3945
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RE: 2006 WC is already ours

Doesnt anyone know that the Defending champions dont have to qualify they get let through as they are the WORLD Champions.

July 5, 2002 at 8:37 pm in reply to: 2006 WC is already ours #1992133

Merlin3945
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RE: 2006 WC is already ours

Doesnt anyone know that the Defending champions dont have to qualify they get let through as they are the WORLD Champions.

May 27, 2002 at 5:37 pm in reply to: FHM 100 Sexiest Women 2002 #1995232

Merlin3945
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RE: FHM 100 Sexiest Women 2002

You people are all so weird.

Cant you see that all these women are beautiful in their own right.

I cant say they are all Drop dead gorgeous but I dont think I would seriously kick any one of them out of bed in the morning.

We all like different things and here are a few women that I think are positively gorgeous

Nicole Kidman deserves better respect and so does Liv Tyler I mean having Pammie higher on th list than these two is an insult.

Sorry guys it just too hard to choose any more but Sophie Ellis Bextor how can she look strange when even her smile can light up a room.

Merlin

May 19, 2002 at 11:12 am in reply to: Word Game #1995453

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RE: Word Game

grips

May 18, 2002 at 1:18 pm in reply to: Word Game #1995476

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RE: Word Game

trips

May 17, 2002 at 6:26 pm in reply to: Word Game #1995522

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RE: Word Game

sits

May 16, 2002 at 8:47 pm in reply to: Word Game #1995575

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Flair

May 14, 2002 at 11:41 pm in reply to: Two in a fighter. Did it ever happen? #2109506

Merlin3945
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RE: Two in a fighter. Did it ever happen?

I heard of this happening in Scotland but only because it was a remote area and would have taken days to rescue by which point the pilot would have died due to exposure.

Also I always have to chuckle a little when listening to the story of the Spit pilot who after getting a heinkel 111 to force land decided to land beside the aircraft and capture it before the crew could set fire to it. On landing he misjudged it and hit a rut sending him belly up. All he could do was dangle there while the Germans set fire to their aircraft who then came to his rescue righting the Spit and dragged him out. He then captured all the crew who sat conversing with him in English with cigarettes until the police arrived.

Regards Merlin

April 19, 2002 at 5:43 pm in reply to: Flight Lessons #2000299

Merlin3945
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RE: Flight Lessons

[updated:LAST EDITED ON 19-04-02 AT 05:44 PM (GMT)]Only three tips that I can give you have been said already but they are.

Enjoy yourself, Keep calm at all times even when you should be losing it and Listen to your instructor and do exactly what he tells you. Thats why he an instructor and you are the trainee.

Enjoy youself and I hope you find your place in aviation.

regards Merlin
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