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October 15, 2004 at 4:27 pm in reply to: Worst (clean) jokes ever – what's yours? #1955385

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Football analysis by a blonde…

A guy took his blonde girl friend to her first football game. They had
great
seats right behind their
Team’s bench.. After the game, he asked her how she liked the
experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight
pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they
were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked,
“What do you mean?” “Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it
and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was:

“Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!” Hel-LLLO! It’s only 25 cents!

October 15, 2004 at 4:19 pm in reply to: Out and about: scenes of Arizona #1955389

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Very hot, Steve and very dry.

In the cacti, Frank? No, thank you. Definetly not the kind of pain I’m into…;)

October 14, 2004 at 5:16 pm in reply to: Out and about: scenes of Arizona #1955704

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lol..We have the signs but they just say “Do not cross when flooded” stuff like that.

October 14, 2004 at 4:48 pm in reply to: Out and about: scenes of Arizona #1955767

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I was driving when he took those. 😀

Saguaro, Cholla and I believe theres a few prickly pears in there…

October 14, 2004 at 10:17 am in reply to: Uh??? #1955858

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Nope- but I am suggesting abandoning Bush.

Hell, and both political parties for that matter, and revamping our entire voting system. 😀

October 14, 2004 at 8:48 am in reply to: the new snapper wat do u fink please add to him! #1955861

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Wheres the leather bomber jacket?

October 14, 2004 at 8:21 am in reply to: Uh??? #1955867

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And thats two less than me.:p

Looks like were both more qualified to be president of the US, and you’re British.

Now theres a thought.

October 14, 2004 at 7:55 am in reply to: Uh??? #1955870

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No, it was a tactical masterstroke

uh huh. Isn’t that something along the lines of what Bush said when he bombed a little country that had enough problems, including no weapons to fight back with?

“Tactical masterstroke”, indeed.
*insert sarcastic smilie here*

😀

October 14, 2004 at 2:34 am in reply to: Uh??? #1955915

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Robbo wimped out and deleted it. I’m not sure that qualifies as getting the last word…. Kinda like hanging up on someone mid argument..;) 😀

October 13, 2004 at 4:49 pm in reply to: Uh??? #1955990

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Well, had you not cowardly removed the thread-(assuming you had something to do with it) you would have the actual comeback. 😀

October 13, 2004 at 4:44 pm in reply to: Uh??? #1955994

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I had a really good comeback too. *pouts*

October 13, 2004 at 4:42 pm in reply to: Uh??? #1955998

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I was posting… oh! Dammit Robbo! How much did you pay Frank to delete that? :p

October 12, 2004 at 10:26 pm in reply to: What should Forum members have tattooed on heads at forum gatherings? #1956100

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Is Grand eels cousin?

Or, if anagrams are not your thing-

maybe

Noissucsid lareneg

gnirehtag murof tsapylF
(a play off Ians)

October 12, 2004 at 10:21 pm in reply to: the new snapper wat do u fink please add to him! #1956106

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That Snapper is especially gifted in the sport of gymnastics?

October 12, 2004 at 10:11 pm in reply to: the new snapper wat do u fink please add to him! #1956136

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A polka dot clown suit? With neon pink ruffles?
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