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  • July 1, 2008 at 12:52 am in reply to: General Discussion #331578
    critter592
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    Okay, here goes…

    A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing a firefighter’s helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat. The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.

    “That sure is a nice fire truck,” the firefighter said with admiration.

    “Thanks,” the girl replied. The firefighter looked a little closer and noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her dog’s collar and to the cat’s testicles.

    “Little Partner,” the fire fighter said, “I don’t want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat’s collar, I think it could go faster.”

    The little girl replied thoughtfully, “You’re probably right, but then I wouldn’t have a siren.”

    July 1, 2008 at 12:52 am in reply to: Jokes #1906823
    critter592
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    Okay, here goes…

    A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing a firefighter’s helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat. The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.

    “That sure is a nice fire truck,” the firefighter said with admiration.

    “Thanks,” the girl replied. The firefighter looked a little closer and noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her dog’s collar and to the cat’s testicles.

    “Little Partner,” the fire fighter said, “I don’t want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat’s collar, I think it could go faster.”

    The little girl replied thoughtfully, “You’re probably right, but then I wouldn’t have a siren.”

    July 1, 2008 at 12:38 am in reply to: General Discussion #331586
    critter592
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    She looks to be in amazing condition! 😮

    Shame there are no plans to raise her…

    July 1, 2008 at 12:38 am in reply to: Unbelievable Shipwreck Discovery – HMS Ontario 1780 #1906830
    critter592
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    She looks to be in amazing condition! 😮

    Shame there are no plans to raise her…

    July 1, 2008 at 12:27 am in reply to: General Discussion #331588
    critter592
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    Are you sure you want to hear my repertoire of jokes?! 😮

    Most aren’t exactly clean, very few are politically-correct, and the rest are rather sick… :D:D:D

    July 1, 2008 at 12:27 am in reply to: Jokes #1906834
    critter592
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    Are you sure you want to hear my repertoire of jokes?! 😮

    Most aren’t exactly clean, very few are politically-correct, and the rest are rather sick… :D:D:D

    June 29, 2008 at 9:07 pm in reply to: RAAF Hudson found in PNG #1216523
    critter592
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    Great news.

    Hopefully the missing crew will be found, and bring some form of closure to their families.

    June 17, 2008 at 11:39 pm in reply to: Last Dambuster TV programme #1230101
    critter592
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    Well, I’ve just watched “The Last Dambuster” and I was pleasantly surprised.
    Quite well made, I thought.

    I was particularly interested with Mr Johnson’s take on the events 65 years ago, and rather moved when he visited the crash sites of his comrades’ aircraft.

    Well done, Channel 5, and a huge “Thank you” to Mr Johnson.

    June 17, 2008 at 7:46 pm in reply to: Last Dambuster TV programme #1230309
    critter592
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    *BUMP*

    Just a reminder, folks! :D:D:D:D

    June 17, 2008 at 2:35 pm in reply to: Question About Sea Hawk Colours #1230765
    critter592
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    Excellent photos!

    Coincidentally, I’m in the process of building the 1:72 Airfix Sea Hawk – Now at least the model’s paint sceme will be accurate, even if the kit isn’t! :rolleyes:

    Thanks Tim! :cool::cool:

    June 13, 2008 at 9:16 pm in reply to: Channel Four BIG BROTHER Aviation Connection #1233351
    critter592
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    Am I the only one thinking its time we all got out a little more?

    A tongue in cheek comment, surely?! :D:D:D
    I think the people that ought to get out more are the people that watch this drivel. (language moderated by self).

    Incidentally, I believe I have found the ideal antidote to Big Bore, for those of you out there whose wives/ girlfriends/ partners/ flatmates/ pets are obsessed with this crud:

    1. Consume large quantity of alcohol.
    2. Pass out.
    3. Job done…

    :D:D:D:D

    June 11, 2008 at 3:15 pm in reply to: Channel Four BIG BROTHER Aviation Connection #1235927
    critter592
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    I’d rather watch paint dry than watch reality TV, Big Brother et al…

    Actually I can. I’m a scale modeller. :D:D

    “This is Big Brother. This week’s task is to defuse and make safe this pallet load of VERY corroded and extremely unsafe WW2 ordnance.”

    I would DEFINITELY watch that! :diablo::diablo:

    June 4, 2008 at 1:27 am in reply to: WW2 Aircraft Wrecks in the English channel(2008) #1240569
    critter592
    Participant

    Wasn’t there an almost complete Avro Manchester recovered from the IJsselmeer during – I think – the 1960’s? I vaguely recall reading something about that one… (I could be wrong.)

    I am in full agreement with Mondariz – Any missing airmen deserve to be found and recovered, regardless of the condition of their aircraft.

    June 4, 2008 at 1:20 am in reply to: General Discussion #335578
    critter592
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    What do you propose to do with the angry , frustrated truckers stuck behind?

    S0d ’em! 😡

    It’s about time truckers got some of their own medicine… Go for it!:D:D:D

    June 4, 2008 at 1:20 am in reply to: Reducing the air show carbon footprint #1908886
    critter592
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    What do you propose to do with the angry , frustrated truckers stuck behind?

    S0d ’em! 😡

    It’s about time truckers got some of their own medicine… Go for it!:D:D:D

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