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Mrs En830

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  • in reply to: General Discussion #374920
    Mrs En830
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    The last time I looked at a diamond it didn’t do any of the following:

    Chew my slippers
    Crap on the carpet
    **** it’s leg on the house plants
    or Crotch sniff

    Anyway … Why were men given larger brains than dogs?

    So they wouldn’t hump women’s legs at cocktail parties.

    in reply to: To Clarify…the difference between en830's #1944077
    Mrs En830
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    The last time I looked at a diamond it didn’t do any of the following:

    Chew my slippers
    Crap on the carpet
    **** it’s leg on the house plants
    or Crotch sniff

    Anyway … Why were men given larger brains than dogs?

    So they wouldn’t hump women’s legs at cocktail parties.

    in reply to: General Discussion #374927
    Mrs En830
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    Yeah OK so blondes aren’t very good at one liners, but there again I’m not blonde.

    Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are a man’s best friend. Now you know which sex is smarter.

    All men are created equal. Poor things!

    in reply to: To Clarify…the difference between en830's #1944098
    Mrs En830
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    Yeah OK so blondes aren’t very good at one liners, but there again I’m not blonde.

    Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are a man’s best friend. Now you know which sex is smarter.

    All men are created equal. Poor things!

    in reply to: General Discussion #374943
    Mrs En830
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    Yeah Yeah…

    What do men and decaffeinated coffee have in common? No active ingredients.

    Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners? So men can understand them.

    in reply to: To Clarify…the difference between en830's #1944110
    Mrs En830
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    Yeah Yeah…

    What do men and decaffeinated coffee have in common? No active ingredients.

    Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners? So men can understand them.

    in reply to: To Clarify…the difference between en830's #1944122
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    OK. Money is good! But why did god create man? Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.

    in reply to: General Discussion #375014
    Mrs En830
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    OK. Money is good! But why did god create man? Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.

    in reply to: To Clarify…the difference between en830's #1944127
    Mrs En830
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    OK guys I suppose I should pay you all a compliment…

    Why are men better than cats? Men only pee on the carpet in the bathroom.

    in reply to: General Discussion #375016
    Mrs En830
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    OK guys I suppose I should pay you all a compliment…

    Why are men better than cats? Men only pee on the carpet in the bathroom.

    in reply to: General Discussion #375021
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    Deano777 – You nearly had me fooled… thought it was a moderator with a sense of humour… Most guys act like they have intelligence and independence when the missus isn’t looking. What is gross stupidity? 144 men in one room!

    I married beneath me… Most women do. Apparently we’ve got pasta for dinner!!

    in reply to: To Clarify…the difference between en830's #1944143
    Mrs En830
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    Deano777 – You nearly had me fooled… thought it was a moderator with a sense of humour… Most guys act like they have intelligence and independence when the missus isn’t looking. What is gross stupidity? 144 men in one room!

    I married beneath me… Most women do. Apparently we’ve got pasta for dinner!!

    Mrs En830
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    Why didnt they just call it a GooneyBird and be done with it?? 😉

    The C-47 Skytrain was nicknamed “Gooney Bird” because of its awkward appearance.

    From :- http://www.centennialofflight.gov/essay/Aerospace/DC-3/Aero29.htm

    Mrs En830
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    Hopefully this will work Dan, c/o of Ian

    http://www.awm.gov.au/cms_images/awm108/012/012562.pdf

    If not do a search here

    http://www.awm.gov.au/database/roh.asp

    in reply to: 'Red Lion' Meet at Saturday Leg-ends #1388453
    Mrs En830
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    Just back home to Minnesota today. Sorry I didn’t make the Red Lion. We couldn’t find it!

    Nice to meet a few folks at Legends anyway 🙂

    Dan

    Dan, Ian say’s it was nice to meet up with you by the Merlins over Malta stand and have a brief chat.

    Pity you didn’t make it to the Red Lion, a couple of your fellow countrymen were there including Dick Philips.

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