The last time I looked at a diamond it didn’t do any of the following:
Chew my slippers
Crap on the carpet
**** it’s leg on the house plants
or Crotch sniff
Anyway … Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
So they wouldn’t hump women’s legs at cocktail parties.
The last time I looked at a diamond it didn’t do any of the following:
Chew my slippers
Crap on the carpet
**** it’s leg on the house plants
or Crotch sniff
Anyway … Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
So they wouldn’t hump women’s legs at cocktail parties.
Yeah OK so blondes aren’t very good at one liners, but there again I’m not blonde.
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are a man’s best friend. Now you know which sex is smarter.
All men are created equal. Poor things!
Yeah OK so blondes aren’t very good at one liners, but there again I’m not blonde.
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are a man’s best friend. Now you know which sex is smarter.
All men are created equal. Poor things!
Yeah Yeah…
What do men and decaffeinated coffee have in common? No active ingredients.
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners? So men can understand them.
Yeah Yeah…
What do men and decaffeinated coffee have in common? No active ingredients.
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners? So men can understand them.
OK. Money is good! But why did god create man? Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
OK. Money is good! But why did god create man? Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
OK guys I suppose I should pay you all a compliment…
Why are men better than cats? Men only pee on the carpet in the bathroom.
OK guys I suppose I should pay you all a compliment…
Why are men better than cats? Men only pee on the carpet in the bathroom.
Deano777 – You nearly had me fooled… thought it was a moderator with a sense of humour… Most guys act like they have intelligence and independence when the missus isn’t looking. What is gross stupidity? 144 men in one room!
I married beneath me… Most women do. Apparently we’ve got pasta for dinner!!
Deano777 – You nearly had me fooled… thought it was a moderator with a sense of humour… Most guys act like they have intelligence and independence when the missus isn’t looking. What is gross stupidity? 144 men in one room!
I married beneath me… Most women do. Apparently we’ve got pasta for dinner!!
Why didnt they just call it a GooneyBird and be done with it?? 😉
The C-47 Skytrain was nicknamed “Gooney Bird” because of its awkward appearance.
From :- http://www.centennialofflight.gov/essay/Aerospace/DC-3/Aero29.htm
Hopefully this will work Dan, c/o of Ian
http://www.awm.gov.au/cms_images/awm108/012/012562.pdf
If not do a search here
Just back home to Minnesota today. Sorry I didn’t make the Red Lion. We couldn’t find it!
Nice to meet a few folks at Legends anyway 🙂
Dan
Dan, Ian say’s it was nice to meet up with you by the Merlins over Malta stand and have a brief chat.
Pity you didn’t make it to the Red Lion, a couple of your fellow countrymen were there including Dick Philips.