This bit made me laugh;

“Brings back memorys!!!!

I once lived in the cottage with the red light on at the end of the runway on the bend, 22 years ago a plane hit the hump at the end of the runway,skipped over the fence, i remember watching TV and hearing a noise outside and then opening the curtains to see a plane sitting there, there were Police, dozens of Ambulances and Fire engines BUT! guess who got there first?…………..
……CUSTOMS!!!!”

Nothing changes!