August 27, 2004 at 6:27 pm
Aaaarrrgggghhh , supposed to be going out tonight so I’m showering and shaving , I hate nose hair but I lost my clippers , I thought I could singe the blasted things with a cigarette lighter and bloody hell its sore , I held the button down until I could smell gas then sparked it , whomp ! minor nasal conflagration, sh!t it’s painful . all I can smell is burnt hair , ow ow ow ow .
By: landyman - 28th August 2004 at 17:47
you’ve been watching jackass mate? just the sort of think they’d try.
i agree with Steve, a future darwin award candidate if ever i heard one.
best regads
Greg
By: dodrums - 28th August 2004 at 11:00
I can foresee bomb racks on the Turbulent Al is asking about on the GA forum 🙂
By: Arabella-Cox - 28th August 2004 at 09:26
Al, you’ve done some wierd sh1t in your time mate, but that’s a CLASSIC!! Well done son, I’m massively impressed. I have to ask though, was this a Darwin Awards training session…? 😉
By: steve rowell - 28th August 2004 at 04:42
Aaaarrrgggghhh , supposed to be going out tonight so I’m showering and shaving , I hate nose hair but I lost my clippers , I thought I could singe the blasted things with a cigarette lighter and bloody hell its sore , I held the button down until I could smell gas then sparked it , whomp ! minor nasal conflagration, sh!t it’s painful . all I can smell is burnt hair , ow ow ow ow .
Are you related to Frank Spencer
By: ageorge - 27th August 2004 at 22:39
after a night spent humouring my ex boss at a ex colleuges leaving do that was a welcome laugh , sheer muppetry ,well done ! For an encore you could light a fart ……………………………………………..
Hey thats WAY too easy , I can do that without singeing any hairs ! 🙂
By: adwwebber - 27th August 2004 at 22:32
after a night spent humouring my ex boss at a ex colleuges leaving do that was a welcome laugh , sheer muppetry ,well done ! For an encore you could light a fart ……………………………………………..
By: ageorge - 27th August 2004 at 22:30
McBritish.
And lovin’ it !! 🙂
By: Snapper - 27th August 2004 at 22:18
McBritish.
By: ageorge - 27th August 2004 at 21:59
British and proud of it !!!
By: Snapper - 27th August 2004 at 21:56
Scotland the brave.
And stupid.
By: dodrums - 27th August 2004 at 19:33
Alistair, you do have a certain thing about explosive and combustive material!
By: ageorge - 27th August 2004 at 18:36
It never , it was the ONLY idea my feeble mind came up with .