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Aaaaarghh! (Al's memorial thread)

Aaaarrrgggghhh , supposed to be going out tonight so I’m showering and shaving , I hate nose hair but I lost my clippers , I thought I could singe the blasted things with a cigarette lighter and bloody hell its sore , I held the button down until I could smell gas then sparked it , whomp ! minor nasal conflagration, sh!t it’s painful . all I can smell is burnt hair , ow ow ow ow .

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By: landyman - 28th August 2004 at 17:47

you’ve been watching jackass mate? just the sort of think they’d try.
i agree with Steve, a future darwin award candidate if ever i heard one.
best regads
Greg

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By: dodrums - 28th August 2004 at 11:00

I can foresee bomb racks on the Turbulent Al is asking about on the GA forum 🙂

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By: Arabella-Cox - 28th August 2004 at 09:26

Al, you’ve done some wierd sh1t in your time mate, but that’s a CLASSIC!! Well done son, I’m massively impressed. I have to ask though, was this a Darwin Awards training session…? 😉

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By: steve rowell - 28th August 2004 at 04:42

Aaaarrrgggghhh , supposed to be going out tonight so I’m showering and shaving , I hate nose hair but I lost my clippers , I thought I could singe the blasted things with a cigarette lighter and bloody hell its sore , I held the button down until I could smell gas then sparked it , whomp ! minor nasal conflagration, sh!t it’s painful . all I can smell is burnt hair , ow ow ow ow .

Are you related to Frank Spencer

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By: ageorge - 27th August 2004 at 22:39

after a night spent humouring my ex boss at a ex colleuges leaving do that was a welcome laugh , sheer muppetry ,well done ! For an encore you could light a fart ……………………………………………..

Hey thats WAY too easy , I can do that without singeing any hairs ! 🙂

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By: adwwebber - 27th August 2004 at 22:32

after a night spent humouring my ex boss at a ex colleuges leaving do that was a welcome laugh , sheer muppetry ,well done ! For an encore you could light a fart ……………………………………………..

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By: ageorge - 27th August 2004 at 22:30

McBritish.

And lovin’ it !! 🙂

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By: Snapper - 27th August 2004 at 22:18

McBritish.

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By: ageorge - 27th August 2004 at 21:59

British and proud of it !!!

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By: Snapper - 27th August 2004 at 21:56

Scotland the brave.

And stupid.

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By: dodrums - 27th August 2004 at 19:33

Alistair, you do have a certain thing about explosive and combustive material!

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By: ageorge - 27th August 2004 at 18:36

It never , it was the ONLY idea my feeble mind came up with .

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