Beagle 2 stuck in a crater?

Chicken skin slippers? Won’t those eventually smell potentially worse than your feet?

Ah, but if you had been here… You wouldn’t have done any different!;)

Hello Anna! xxx

Flood.

Look you prunes this is serious! 😡

If you don’t start taking it seriously I shall be forced to ‘niggle’ you with my pulse cannon armed, chicken skin slippers. You know? The ones with the little bobble on the heel?

And they won’t find it down the back of the settee, they will find it behind the fridge!

😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀

Tulips + radiation = daffodils.;)

Flood.

Where did these tulips come from? What happened to the daffodils? Did they succumb to the radiation?

No – they will find it down the back of the settee. That is where you usually find things that go missing!

Flood.

Gamma-mutated tulips. You have forgotten what we are talking about already?

Green heads?
What are they? Cabbages?

Flood.

They are sterile in their purple trousers, but not in their green heads.

But if they are sterile then they will have other things on their minds…

Flood.

And raping, although you can be assured it’s only for fun and not for reproduction.

All those lush, young unions!

Thats even worse! Now they will just concentrate on pillaging!

Flood.

They might, but thankfully most have become sterile.

But they might take over the world?

Flood.

So you get really big, incredibly strong green tulips with purple trousers.

But it would be a challenge? What about the radiation?:rolleyes:

Flood.

Tulips grow out of unions (sorta). So i guess they grow on glass.

Depends where he plants them…

Flood.

Hey, I was misinformed. That just means you’re slightly less queer than first thought.

You started with tulips. I think they’re pretty queer.