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Beagle 2 stuck in a crater?

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-12962300,00.html

Now that would be unlucky. 😮

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By: SOC - 29th December 2003 at 21:46

To hell with your outvasion, I’ll preemptively postvade your stupid country and take all of your chocolate while I’m at it!

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By: Flood - 29th December 2003 at 21:45

You are coming out?:confused:

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By: Arthur - 29th December 2003 at 21:44

Nonono, the States will post-emptively invade themselves so they can pre-emptively disclaim their independence and take over Britain. After all, nobody ever bought that story about independence because of some tea anyway.

All of which will become utterly futile when i launch my outvasion.

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By: Flood - 29th December 2003 at 21:41

Wait till the States invade so as to save you from yourself!
That’ll serve you right!!!

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By: SOC - 29th December 2003 at 21:37

I could preemptively rewrite my history stating that I had invaded myself, but then not actually invade, because nobody will know anyway as I’m already here!

Who bets Frank is having a grand old laugh at the three of us?

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By: Arthur - 29th December 2003 at 21:36

Gently, of course. Very gently.

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By: Arthur - 29th December 2003 at 21:36

You just ask if the local community agrees. If not, they simply re-write your neighbours history.

Or you pre-emptively invade yourself.

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By: Flood - 29th December 2003 at 21:34

What happens when your neighbours decide that they historically own you?

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By: Arthur - 29th December 2003 at 21:34

Invading yourself?

I’m afraid we’ve reached new depths here now.

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By: SOC - 29th December 2003 at 21:33

Hey I don’t want to be THAT kind of third-world country…I might have to invade myself, given my new dual-citizenship?

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By: Arthur - 29th December 2003 at 21:31

Hey, i wanna be a third world country too. Then i can make other people pay for my emissions. I could get rich from that.

Better: i WOULD get rich from that.

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By: Flood - 29th December 2003 at 21:29

Maybe you count as a third-world country, then?

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By: SOC - 29th December 2003 at 21:23

You know I don’t believe I was…

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By: Flood - 29th December 2003 at 21:22

Where you specifically mentioned in the Kyoto (spelling?) agreement?

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By: SOC - 29th December 2003 at 21:17

THere might be environmental issues I haven’t yet considered…does it classify as clean burning fuel?

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By: Flood - 29th December 2003 at 21:16

Depends on the miles per gallon…:rolleyes:

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By: SOC - 29th December 2003 at 21:07

No no, oxygen goes IN, it’s what comes OUT that’s the bother…I bet I could give BP a run for their money though 😀

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By: Flood - 29th December 2003 at 21:06

Lets just say that I shall not be stealing your ‘oxygen’…:rolleyes:

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By: SOC - 29th December 2003 at 21:01

The curse of the Mars Burier strikes again 😀

As for my diet, that’s not the problem. It’s what happens during the digestive process which invariably results in an aura of flammable toxicity.

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By: Flood - 29th December 2003 at 20:59

Originally posted by Ren Frew
Would have worked if they made Space Oddity by Bowie the track it played.

Or maybe… Life On Mars…? Arrrrgh!

And SOC – we shall not go into your diet here, I think!

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