Beagle 2 stuck in a crater?

Originally posted by Flood
Is that what happened to Beagle2? Its evil cushions didn’t open?:eek:

Flood.

I think it had enlarged silicon cussions ….

And now the mission can progress as intended…

At last contact with The Beagle has been established, turn out they were tuned in to the wrong Beagle…

Is that what happened to Beagle2? Its evil cushions didn’t open?:eek:

Flood.

Evil cushions 😡

Bang a little more often, and you won’t need that padded surface any longer.

You can beat those evil cushions, just be persistant!

Just bang your head a few times on that nice padded surface…;)

Flood.

Ahh the certificate denoting that the certifible are henceforth certified. I get it now.

To sign the certificate!

Flood.

Huh? :confused:

Two medical doctors! A doctor of letters is all very well, but bloody useless for getting people locked up!

Flood.

Is who certified? Or do you mean certifiable? Because if he’s not certified, but is certifiable, he may as well stay 😀

Hey? Is he certified? You have to be certified to be in here, you know.
Too many fakes and flakes already!;)

Flood.

‘Scuse me sir, but nobody here smokes anything trouser related. Thankyouverymuch.

You should stop smoking purple tulip trouser powder …

Maybe it is his way of cooking them?
Still, he could have said Banana Skin Slippers…:rolleyes:

Flood.

I suppose so

As long as your feet are smelly enough, it can still be called a dish.

Yeah, but you are forgetting the decompositionary properties of the common fowl, and trust me, it will eventually stink 😀

No, they are fried first.

So after wearing them a few weeks, it’ll be more like Chicken Kiev.