Help me out guys and gals

I may aswell,not speaking on here again,
see ya everyone,I’m gonna go now,I’m not putting up with the scumbags on here,see ya!
skylinerworld.
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Binlinerworld go to bed;) 😉 Anna:D 😀 😀

Thanks snapper,[your not being sarcastic are u??]

Good reply SKW. Funny. I like that.

You come from the school of FCUK;) 😉 Bye bye small boy:D 😀 Anna:D 😀

mark9 NO anna NO fartshine NO boy NO girl NO….em…I’ll go with…….boy.
Anyway I have some questions 4 u:
1.Are you having problems in your life?
2.Is flood ennoying you with his 24/7 farting?
3.Have you got toilet problems such as:
Itchy arse?
Hard to get things out?
4.Bad hair day?
5.Bad breathe day [you take after flood with that!]
6.Bad smell day]
7.Bad nose day [run,run.run]
Or is it trouble with those heels,do they just KEEP ON BREAKING!
Then you fall,get brain damage and start mistaking my nickname?
Hope I didn’t upset you :rolleyes:
SKYlinerworld.

Airlineowner Tellietubbies are on at 10.00am you and Binlinerworld are welcome;) 😉 Anna;) 😀 😀 😎 :rolleyes: 😡 :confused: 😀

my friend got me back today though shooting me back. He hot me in the back of the knee

Ooops, looks like your problem is solved.

Yes, indeed.

Just the flatulence and the tendency to shoot himself to worry about now………….:rolleyes:

Ooops, looks like your problem is solved.

Re: Help me out guys and gals

Originally posted by Airline owner
Hi im wondering if you can help me here on this forum???

o.k at the moment i am in secondary school and there is this girl that is fine as anything and ive tried countless times asking her out and texting her and stuff. I first met her on a 3 day trip from school to Germany and i had to sit next to her as i was last on board.
My life has turned into a complete wreck and i dont know what to do????????
can you help me. I would go to extreme measures to go out with her . She knows it and she still aint caring about it:( 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁

Here’s one more smart-ass reply:

Secondary school????

No dating until you’re 31, just tend to your studies, young man.

Seriously: Use written notes. School is one of the few places you can do this. Write something funny that tells her how much you like her. It replaces knee-knocking terror of having to say something in front of the person you like.

i meant i was surprised. Shes friends with my sister and shelost her number so she rang mine

Unless she was ordering pizza and misdialed…:rolleyes:

Try a single red rose…

Flood.

Why would you be worried?! Didn’t know what to say?! If she rings you surely that’s a good thing, shows that atleast she even recognises you out of all the other billions of guys on thie Earth.

she did ring me earlier (which was rather worrying)

im asking because shorly some of you lot have had encounters like this

Now this is the kind of advice you don’t ask on a forum, to people you never met. I don’t want to make you paranoia though. It’s your choise ofcourse, but to be honest I wouldn’t take advice from anyone here (including myself). Just do whatever is necessairy, I don’t know the girl. Good luck.

sorry i forgot to update but the answer was more along the lines of fu*k off you…….

snapper im so going to txt that (if you dont mind)

You’ve got a phone box?!!!
They hang around the dogs mess bins round my way! (Hmm, pleasent…;))

Flood.

Look you muppet. Stop whining, and go up to her and say:

“I know you’re mad at me for turning you down that time, but please understand it wasn’t about you – it was about me. I had some personal problems at the time, and I thought it would just be really hard for me – and perhaps harder for you too. I’m really sorry, and I wish I had said yes. Will you forgive me if I offer to take you to hang around at the phone box?” (I gather cinemas are just not trendy anymore).

You get the idea? Simple. Appeal to her heart and all that girlie sh1t.

Then do a a really loud long fart whilst pulling a super-wheelie for 20 metres down the road and text ‘I luv u’ at the same time. Never fails.

There, something good to make my 4000th post with.