Present time

I don’t like having it rammed down my throat.

Funny that, not many women do. Nor do they like being proved wrong.

It was actually the first album i ever bought!!!

It was probably the only album you ever bought:D

I know blokes love knob gags,but ( and if you can’t see the blindingly obvious remark coming you really should be ashamed of yourself ),I don’t like having it rammed down my throat.

Oh FFS – sorry Steve,your humour’s far too sophisticated for me, I’m a lady remember.

The ageing thing fascinates me.Last year a little old lady joined my church – grey curly perm,sensible shoes.typical granny.If I played her the stuff I like at the volume I like she’d jump a mile in the air.Found out yesterday she’s only four months older than me.I’ll never get the hang of this living lark.

Once upon a time, there was a little old man that really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged 6 miles everyday. One morning he looked in the mirror and was admiring his body when he noticed he was suntanned all over except for his penis. He decided to do something about it.

He promptly went to the beach, completely undressed, and buried himself in the sand, except for his penis.

A little later two elderly ladies, one walking with a cane, happened by. When she saw this thing sticking out of the sand, she began to move it around with her cane.

She said to her friend, “There ain’t no justice in this world.” Her friend asked her what she meant. Well, she said: “When I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot about it. And now that I’m 80, the damn things are growing wild and I’m too old to squat!!!”

I know,I had it rattling the windows when my daughter was at home.Dido’s just saaad,my hard-rocking amigo.But then you are a lot older than me.Those four months obviously make all the difference.

Last album was probably Dido’s Life for rent haven’t bought anything for ages. Nightwish is classical music with claws and teeth

The ageing thing fascinates me.Last year a little old lady joined my church – grey curly perm,sensible shoes.typical granny.If I played her the stuff I like at the volume I like she’d jump a mile in the air.Found out yesterday she’s only four months older than me.I’ll never get the hang of this living lark.

I must be a bit younger than you – mine was Rubber Soul.

Being the Gentleman that i am i shall not enquire of your age Madame!!!

I must be a bit younger than you – mine was Rubber Soul.

It was actually the first album i ever bought!!!

Are you SERIOUS ?! I can’t recognise irony when I see it.

! What’s the last album you bought ? .

The Beatles Please Please Me in 1963!!!

What,are you in your second childhood ?My 20 year old daughter likes Nightwish and Evanescence ffs ! What’s the last album you bought ? Mine was Empire of the Sun’s Walking on a dream.

It amazes me that I’ve got this old and still feel exactly the same inside.I didn’t wake up on the morning of my last big birthday thinking ‘Blimey ! I really must buy some James Last and Carpenters CDs !’ At this rate I’ll be the only one in the old folks’ home wearing a Linkin Park teeshirt.

Hey that’s great we can keep each other company(if I’m still alive:D). I’m 61 and still like Nightwish and Evanescence. Age doesn’t stop us enjoying the same things as the youngsters

As you can see, I’ve got so bloody old already I can’t even quote from the right post any more – but you know what I mean.

That shows you how old i am…i thought she was talking about some amusment park in Britain!!!

Debatable – but I’m having Shadow of the Day played at my funeral however bloody old I am .

I think a divorce would be the best present Mrs C could give me for my next birthday but she won’t as she knows she would make me happy. Oh well I can always hope.

Divorce is having your genitals torn off through your wallet

😀 Great comment.

I don’t need to,he’s already done a cracking job of it himself !