Present time

Sorry,that wasn’t meant to sound as rude as it looks – I had a total sense of humour failure yesterday,which started with half an hour spent unblocking the toilet and kinda went downhill from there …. ah well,onward and upward .

I didn’t take it as rude…nothing really offends me these days …i enjoy life to the max now after such a harrowing couple of years health wise…i enjoy the banter from most people on this and the Commercial forum and look forward to seeing what’s popped up most days

Sorry,that wasn’t meant to sound as rude as it looks – I had a total sense of humour failure yesterday,which started with half an hour spent unblocking the toilet and kinda went downhill from there …. ah well,onward and upward .

Steve, ENOUGH WITH THE KNOB GAGS !!

I got a blow up doll as a present when i was a young lad …but i took it back for a refund ’cause it kept going down on me!!!

i honestly dont think i have a “best” present, i think when i get my licence that will probly be the best…as im not paying for it 😀

Haven’t received it yet…she who must be obeyed has promised me a Qantas sightseeing flight over the Antarctic at the end of the year!!!

That’s all right mate,I can use your suggestion when he gets too damn annoying. So what was your best present ever ?

ive just noticed, i posted that reply in the wrong topic :p

it was meant to be in the britgift one

Coool ! Two things for me -an Airfix Sunderland my old Dad made me about 20 years ago. Second( sort of )present was last November when a bloke I know from another forum actually got us inside the Mk V Sunderland being restored at MOTAT in Auckland.I thought I’d died and gone to heaven,as my husband probably wishes I would.

Easy, a Tiger Moth flight. No question about that.

But if you really need a chav,look no further than where I live – it’s Chavsville, UK. Seriously though guys, what WAS the best present you ever got ?

if he annoys you, give him the privelige of going to the local shop, finding a yob….and call it a chav

he’ll get a present that way 🙂 and it wont cost you anything

Tell me about it. When we’re right we’re in the wrong for being right. Women always have to have the last word even if it is only Huh and then walk of in a huff because they don’t get their own way. A woman only asks for a man’s opinion when she’s made a decision and then only to make him feel involved.
I’ve worked out how a woman manages to write a shopping list, plan tomorrow’s dinner, knit a jumper, hold three different conversations simultaniously and still pick fault with something her partner did or said-she doesn’t put her whole mind to anything. Then when she makess a mistake it’s the man’s fault…. The cynicism born of 29 years of misery eh?

😀 Life is so much easier when you take the partner out of the equation, well it worked for me.

Only 29 ? You don’t know you’re born,mate ! I’ll be clocking up 38 years next month and yes,I do know you get less time for murder.Multi tasking is easy.We learnt it in the caves while we were watching the kids,frying the woolly mammoth chops and stencilling a nice frieze on the walls . You poor saps would have been outside trying to bring down a sabre tooth tiger with a catapult and missing.

Tell me about it. When we’re right we’re in the wrong for being right. Women always have to have the last word even if it is only Huh and then walk of in a huff because they don’t get their own way. A woman only asks for a man’s opinion when she’s made a decision and then only to make him feel involved.
I’ve worked out how a woman manages to write a shopping list, plan tomorrow’s dinner, knit a jumper, hold three different conversations simultaniously and still pick fault with something her partner did or said-she doesn’t put her whole mind to anything. Then when she makess a mistake it’s the man’s fault…. The cynicism born of 29 years of misery eh?

You’re quite correct there, Steve.Oh and whilst I’m here I was shocked and surprised by your joke.Can I have ten million pounds compensation for my hurt feelings please ? To be paid on today’s date,of course.

😀 Spot on! Women are always right. ;):D

Even when they’re wrong they’re right!!!

😀 Spot on! Women are always right. ;):D

Funny that, not many women do. Nor do they like being proved wrong.

” Proved wrong ?”No sorry mate,never come across that idea before.

That shows you how old i am…i thought she was talking about some amusment park in Britain!!!

that made me chuckle 🙂 i love your witt steve 😀