This is funny:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhJQp-q1Y1s
This is not…
Irish girl sought after fish-slapping incident in Lancashire
Police in England are searching for an Irish teenager who is said to have slapped a shop worker across the face with a large fish.
CCTV images of a teenage boy and girl have been released by Lancashire Constabulary after the worker was slapped across the face with a bream.
The incident took place on 4 February at a supermarket on Hyndburn Road, Accrington.
Lancashire Constabulary described the incident as “completely unacceptable”.
In a statement, the police said the 52-year-old victim was working behind the fish counter when a young woman approached to ask about different fish.
“Without warning, the woman has picked up a large bream from the fish stall and slapped the worker across the face before running out of the store,” said the statement from Lancashire Constabulary.
“The victim believes the incident was being filmed on a mobile phone by a man stood nearby who also ran from the scene when challenged.”
The girl is described as being Irish and aged between 15 and 18 with “blonde, shoulder-length untidy hair”.
She was wearing dark jeans and a blue coat with white cuffs, white down the front and a red collar with ‘I love PB’ on the left breast pocket.
The boy is described as being about the same age, 5ft 8 tall, wearing a dark coat and dark grey trousers and boots.
PC Graham Hartley said: “This behaviour is completely unacceptable and I would appeal to anybody that witnessed this incident or recognises either the man or the woman pictured in the CCTV images to come forward.”
Have you ever been assaulted with an expired aquatic creature?
By: 1batfastard - 7th March 2014 at 07:59
Hi All,
What’s up with everybody changing their TUNA about this thread ? :highly_amused:
Geoff.
By: Lincoln 7 - 6th March 2014 at 21:39
Yes SNAFU, I got it, was it a GAFF, on your part?…………..:D
Jim.
Lincoln .7
By: Lincoln 7 - 6th March 2014 at 21:32
Or the EBB…………..:cool:
Jim.
Lincoln .7
By: trumper - 6th March 2014 at 20:20
Batter let it go with the flow.
By: charliehunt - 6th March 2014 at 17:54
Yup – this thread needs to be reeled in and put to death by a swift blow to the head. No keep net for it!!!;)
By: snafu - 6th March 2014 at 17:48
Leave it out, chum*. That noise in the background is the sound of the bottom of the barrel being scraped…
*Chum, geddit?
By: Lincoln 7 - 6th March 2014 at 11:22
Chas, I would like to be BASKING, (SHARK) in the sunshine, but it seems it has “Sounded”……………:p I suppose you can FATHOM this one out?.
Jim.
Lincoln .7
By: charliehunt - 6th March 2014 at 10:18
Oh, COD! – can’t someone bring a RAY of sunshine to this SHRIMP of a thread……
By: Lincoln 7 - 6th March 2014 at 09:14
Oh, Paul, so you have SMELT it as well?…………………….:D
Jim.
Lincoln .7
By: paul178 - 5th March 2014 at 23:51
I think this thread is getting past its sell by date there is an awful Tench coming from the refrigerator!
By: snafu - 5th March 2014 at 17:53
You want more?
Woman gets slapped in the face by a whale
Whale exacts revenge on voyeurs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=pqF2Lr8RkDk
If one thing is certain, it’s that animals exhibiting human traits are a recipe for YouTube success, as was the case with this video of a woman getting a slap from a whale, which has already attracted 1.6 million views and counting.
Whale watchers in Baja California, Mexico got closer to the magnificent mammals than they could have dreamed, with one swimming right next to their boat.
Tour guides can be heard warning tourists to be careful of the creature’s tail in the video, as it thrashes around in the water.
The whale then lifts a fin up high and brings it crashing down on one woman, effectively serving to slap her in the face.
Thankfully there is a slow mo of the incident afterwards, reminiscent of Jackass’s infamous fish to the face stunt.
“We went whale watching on the Baja this weekend and unfortunately, Chelsea got smacked in the head by a whale’s tail,” the uploader wrote on YouTube.
“Luckily, she was fine and we got it on video!”
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/weird-news/woman-gets-slapped-in-the-face-by-a-whale-9157421.html
This one was caught on video and, whats more, it was not a ex fish!
By: snafu - 4th March 2014 at 19:46
Oh, and watch out for Charlie – he sleeps with the fishes…;o)
By: snafu - 4th March 2014 at 19:44
the title of this thread is miss leading I thought the shop assistant had been murdered by someone using a fish as the weapon.
Murdered using a live fish?
If you had read the story it would make sense to the hard of interpreting thread titles…;o)
The only thing dead around here is the mass sense of humour of the forum.
no I read the original so is the shop assistant dead or not
Like I said, read the story in the first post coz reading anything else in this thread (including this post) will only do in your brain, and the last thing we need here is another suffering with brain rot.
Um, are we now legally obligated to include some sort of fishy reference in each post?
Oh pollocks.
By: trumper - 4th March 2014 at 18:36
Minnows of the criminal world
By: charliehunt - 4th March 2014 at 14:16
Sure it wasn’t a LOAN SHARK?!!:D
By: Lincoln 7 - 4th March 2014 at 14:07
Yes, Axel,Dead as a DoDo, but it wasn’t a Sea Bream, it was a Great White that got the shop assistant…..:apologetic:
Jim.
Lincoln .7
By: Axel-edwards - 4th March 2014 at 13:40
no I read the original so is the shop assistant dead or not
By: Lincoln 7 - 4th March 2014 at 13:09
The titles not misleading Axel,, it’s just gone way off topic, to make it appear that way.:cool:
Jim.
Lincoln .7
By: Axel-edwards - 4th March 2014 at 13:01
the title of this thread is miss leading I thought the shop assistant had been murdered by someone using a fish as the weapon.
By: Jonesy - 4th March 2014 at 12:42
You see Jonesy, that’s assault. Or maybe, ahem, a-salt.
A salt and batter-y quite!. We can only hope this is the end of the story and her roach wont exceed her means next time eh?.
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