This is funny:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhJQp-q1Y1s
This is not…
Irish girl sought after fish-slapping incident in Lancashire
Police in England are searching for an Irish teenager who is said to have slapped a shop worker across the face with a large fish.
CCTV images of a teenage boy and girl have been released by Lancashire Constabulary after the worker was slapped across the face with a bream.
The incident took place on 4 February at a supermarket on Hyndburn Road, Accrington.
Lancashire Constabulary described the incident as “completely unacceptable”.
In a statement, the police said the 52-year-old victim was working behind the fish counter when a young woman approached to ask about different fish.
“Without warning, the woman has picked up a large bream from the fish stall and slapped the worker across the face before running out of the store,” said the statement from Lancashire Constabulary.
“The victim believes the incident was being filmed on a mobile phone by a man stood nearby who also ran from the scene when challenged.”
The girl is described as being Irish and aged between 15 and 18 with “blonde, shoulder-length untidy hair”.
She was wearing dark jeans and a blue coat with white cuffs, white down the front and a red collar with ‘I love PB’ on the left breast pocket.
The boy is described as being about the same age, 5ft 8 tall, wearing a dark coat and dark grey trousers and boots.
PC Graham Hartley said: “This behaviour is completely unacceptable and I would appeal to anybody that witnessed this incident or recognises either the man or the woman pictured in the CCTV images to come forward.”
Have you ever been assaulted with an expired aquatic creature?
By: Lincoln 7 - 4th March 2014 at 12:34
Think your SKATING on thin ice SNAFU.
Jim.
Lincoln .7
By: snafu - 4th March 2014 at 11:44
You see Jonesy, that’s assault. Or maybe, ahem, a-salt.
By: Lincoln 7 - 4th March 2014 at 11:33
Ah, Far from being the BUTT of all this, I am running RINGS around you, seems like I have to REEL you in John, Drop me a LINE……:D
Jim.
Lincoln .7
By: John Green - 4th March 2014 at 11:14
You people are only angling for fame while making a rod for your own back.
By: Lincoln 7 - 4th March 2014 at 09:15
Do you think we will sea urchins in court where the judge can flex his mussels ? I know eel carp on about a fitting punishment but I bet it turns out to be a load of Pollocks.
Depends if the Judge is feeling a bit CRABBIE on the day Tony, They are quite good though at coming out with PEARLES of wisdom.at times.
Jim.
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By: Lincoln 7 - 4th March 2014 at 09:11
Well, I was going to tell you a story about MARLIN, an old fisherman, never did have a powerboat, and relied upon his SAILFISH to go fishing, some days, he never caught anything, it was a bad day,, and he used to get a bit MINKY, and blow his top through his FLUKE hole. Then he would hit the BOTTLE nosed Porpoise. Davy Jones, well, that’s another story.In fact, I have a GROUPER stories like that……..:highly_amused:
Jim.
Lincoln .7
By: charliehunt - 4th March 2014 at 05:55
Stop being a CLOWN Chas, your no ANGEL, Pikey……………..:D……OOOps, is it racist to say that?.
Jim.
Lincoln .7
These days – almost certainly! Now you are a marked man, Linc so watch your six! I think I’ve HADDOCK enough if this now SOLE go off to FISH in different waters……..in any case this thread has gone hook, line and sinker!
By: TonyT - 4th March 2014 at 00:33
Do you think we will sea urchins in court where the judge can flex his mussels ? I know eel carp on about a fitting punishment but I bet it turns out to be a load of Pollocks.
By: Lincoln 7 - 3rd March 2014 at 23:28
Stop being a CLOWN Chas, your no ANGEL, Pikey……………..:D……OOOps, is it racist to say that?.
Jim.
Lincoln .7
By: charliehunt - 3rd March 2014 at 22:04
Oh get off your perch and stop playing at sticklebacks!
By: Lincoln 7 - 3rd March 2014 at 21:51
What was that Chas, I forgot to turn my HERRING aid up…..:D
Jim.
Lincoln .7
By: charliehunt - 3rd March 2014 at 21:42
Wonder where he is, by the way……
By: Lincoln 7 - 3rd March 2014 at 21:41
I am surprised that young SNAPPER, has not joined in by now!!
Jim.
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By: Lincoln 7 - 3rd March 2014 at 21:38
Did she finish up with a trout pout ?
No John, but she did have a DOGFISH look about her. I hear she is quite a PUFFER at times…:D
Jim.
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By: Lincoln 7 - 3rd March 2014 at 21:35
Well I’m floundering here to plaice a response,
Oh I don’t know Tony, your turning out to be a DAB hand at this.In fact, I am feeling quite TURBOT charged at the mo……………………:highly_amused:
Jim.
Lincoln .7
By: John Green - 3rd March 2014 at 20:10
Did she finish up with a trout pout ?
By: TonyT - 3rd March 2014 at 20:01
Well I’m floundering here to plaice a response,
By: Lincoln 7 - 3rd March 2014 at 19:59
Having given the story a lookover again Chas, I wonder just what the Porpoise of the act was,by this pair of Kippers.Probably Smoked out of their minds, and saw Rainbows.
Jim.
Lincoln .7
By: charliehunt - 3rd March 2014 at 19:45
Well upon my SOLE no FLIES on you Linc – I think she was an old TROUT anyway.
By: Lincoln 7 - 3rd March 2014 at 19:36
I suoppse they will be areested for a salt and batteredry
I find it an interesting TAIL, and when will it FINNISH, will it be given a fairwell with a BASS guitar in the Whale of a time party, P.S. DON’T buy your tickets from a SHARK,and don’t get Bladdered.Personaly, I think both of them were a pair of S..prats, Hope they catch them, hook, line, and sinker, that would NET the fuz a coupe.
JIm.
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