What five things really annoy you ?

1. Bad drivers. Though I can, sometimes, premise bad driving when they put their hand up to say sorry.

2. (This may upset some ‘older’ folk who do know that life went on before technology) People, who with access to mobiles, landlines, email etc; fail to have the decency to answer attempts of communication or get back to you.

3. The PC brigade who feel that the World is a harmonious place that should be wrapped up in cotton wool. Not everyone needs/wants ‘protecting’!

4. People who walk slowly in the middle of the pavement/isle, preventing people that are walking with a purpose or need to be somewhere, getting there.

5. Religious folk pushing their religion on others.

1) Bernie Eccelstone: this man has single handly ruined the autosport of F1

2) Tony George: see above except for U.S. open wheel racing

3) Simon Cowell: need I say anymore

4) Jeremy Clarkson for his incessant slams on U.S. made cars, but yet he owns them

5) And to the local gov’t of my home town here in Texas. Why oh why do you let soo much aircraft history leave our town and go bake out in the Arizona desert. Shame on you!:mad:[PHP]

1 ..Inconsiderate swines who park in disabled parking spots when they are clearly able bodied

I have another version to that, in the people who park in the Parent and Child spot who clearly dont have kids.

2. nitwits who like to broadcast to the world their crap taste in music through their mobile phone instead of using a mp3 player and earphones.

3. People (usually women) who insist on having a 20min conversation with the checkout person (again usually a woman) instead of packing their shopping – In the words of Jeff Dunhams Walter, ‘Welcome to WalMart. Get your crap and get out. Have a nice day’

4. Injury claims ads – If you watch where you are going instead of yabbering/texting on your blasted phone you wont fall over!

5. Aisles/doors of shops that are too narrow for my pushchair and people who look ar you like you are something they stepped in when you politely ask them to let you passed them

1/ Religion

2/ Political correctness

3/ Idiot cyclists who ride like they have a death wish /Idiot car drivers who cannot indicate or position their car on the road correctly.

4/ Every politician

5/ [c]Rap music

The only eye contact I would have is when the cyclist is sliding across my bonnet then up the windscreen……I would then pause, operate the wash wipe facility to push him back onto his cycle path whilst carefully flattening his bike.:p

BSG-75, hope your mum’s ok, is there any cctv footage of this incident? maybe a shop system that overlooks the precinct.

Baz

Don’t get me started on cyclists!

1. Riding two abreast on minor roads so you can’t overtake.

2. Riding down a one way the wrong way and colliding with pedestrians who are not ‘using the force’ (why should they?) (a particular problem in Newquay)

3. Not using/having lights after dark, riding on the pavement and relying only on the smell of their sweat as a signal other people that they are there.

4. Fat cyclists wearing lycra. noooooooo!

5. Cyclists who tow their 1 year old child in a small wheelbarrow arrangement behind them. (although a useful crumple zone)

All of those, in particular the last one. When a driver looks at a cyclist, he looks for (a) eye contact or (b) Hand movements. WE DO NOT expect them to have as you say, a sh1tty little dragbox behind, carrying the most valuable thing in your world. AND, those seats on the back of a bike where the child is strapped on. If the bike falls, the radius of the fall (Arc) for the childs head is about 7 feet. It will be going fast, and that stupid little hemet is NOT going to save it. STOP IT. Get a life and get OFF your bike.

1) Unqualified, uninsured cyclists who insist that every road and pavement is thiers as they are saving the planet don’t you know? (and that means you, yes you, the **** who knocked my 70 year old mother onto her recently replaced hip on a precinct in Newbury yesterday and then fled the scene.

2) The benefits system that hands out to people who won’t work instead of a public works programme so people can earn their handouts.

3) PC numpties who take offence on behalf of other people when we use a word like “blackboard”.

4) Outsourced call centres that learn their English from soap operas.

5) Harry Rednapp.

I thought you were annoyed because you’d lost your 737. :diablo:

Found the 737 – it was behind me all the time! ;0

1 Inconsistant moderating

2 Pointless threads

3 Flypast

4 People that insist Cats are clean and clever

5 Filthy and stupid Cats

2. Audi Drivers. Top gear was right; The twits in the BMWs have moved to Audis

Oh No, just sold my BMW and bought an Audi A4!!!

Mr Twit 😉

I thought you were annoyed because you’d lost your 737. :diablo:

2. Audi Drivers. Top gear was right; The twits in the BMWs have moved to Audis

Oh No, just sold my BMW and bought an Audi A4!!!

Mr Twit 😉

Here’s my top 5 people that make my skin crawl

1) Jeremy Clarkson

2) Michael Parkinson

3) Chris Evans

4) Virtually all politicians but with Brown, Blair and Prescott vying for top spot

5) A tie between Jordan/Katie Price and most camp/gay/male/comedian presenters with a special mention to whoever thought that scouse transvestite was a good candidate for a radio show.

Moggy

1: The way natural disasters always mostly hit areas of all ready high poverty.

2: Religious zealot’s.

3: Cancers.

4: child labour.

5: WASPS.

1: Absolutely fit women in gyms using up the bloody treadmill to walk at .5 kmph while talking on the goddamn mobile phone.

2: People who drive on high-beam for no reason.

3: Ignorance

4: People who talk obnoxiously loud at cafes.

5: metrosexuals.

1. political correctness

2. The go compare advert

3. Drunk loud people in pubs

4. Fiona Phillips 😡

5. People who work the tills in wh smiths! No i dont want any half price bloody chocolate:mad:

Animals turn

1. Other peoples dogs sticking their nose in my crutch whilst owners tell you he’s just being friendly.

2. The mouse wearing hobnail boots building his dream home in my attic throughout the night.

3. The covey of Red legged partridge that burst out of my leanto when I’m approaching my back door (in the dark) usually when bringing the shopping in from the car. Scares the crap out of me everytime!

4. My cat activating her Furbee then running down the corridor with it at 3am.
Quite disturbing if I’m honest, I have since removed the batteries.

5. Hornets taking over the shed last year and not knowing where this year.

another 5.

1. Go canoeing and sing the Hawaii Five-0 theme.

2. Continuously mumble during a conversation.

3. My bank manager

4. Computers

5. Binary code

1.) Government and how they have ruined what is MY country!

Blimey Ben,

They have ruined mine as well!:eek:

Baz

On the back of the coin it tells you exactly what it is – ONE PENNY.Therefor,if you have 101 of these little fellas in your pocket,you have ……

I once paid the Plymouth bridge toll with pennies…………………didn’t do it twice!! She sat there and counted them very, very…….very slowly. Was not popular with the motorists behind me if I’m honest.:o

6) Horse-riders (and cyclists) who do not wear hi-viz clothing. It doesn’t cost that much to improve your chances of survival on the roads!

7) Noisy neighbours.

8) Psycho neighbours, who thought that we were no. 7.

9) White van men – yes, I bet my rear bumper will taste nice once you park your van in it!

10) The BBC. Make some DECENT comedy, dammit!

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