What made you (want to) Swear Today III?

Well, even though any damage would have to be considered to be ‘operator error’, in today’s litiginous society I’m sure you could find someone to sue for having undergone such a devastatingly traumatic experience. Twyford’s maybe?

Regards,

kev35

Many thanks for the tip. Twyfords is as good a place to start and I’ll take it from there…..:)

I was waiting for your contribution,;);) but, sorry to disappoint you I was not actually “using” the lavatory at the time…..:)

Well, even though any damage would have to be considered to be ‘operator error’, in today’s litiginous society I’m sure you could find someone to sue for having undergone such a devastatingly traumatic experience. Twyford’s maybe?

Regards,

kev35

I think the question is Kev, why do you need to take a mobile to the toilet in the first place?. My wife and I had a meal out the other night in a restaurant, and the people, who were eating and at the same time texting amazed me, also I.M.H.O they should all be switched off in said places.And yes, I do have one.

Lincoln .7

Well, even though any damage would have to be considered to be ‘operator error’, in today’s litiginous society I’m sure you could find someone to sue for having undergone such a devastatingly traumatic experience. Twyford’s maybe?

Regards,

kev35

I appreciate your vote of confidence.;)

Isn’t it a pity that smart phones don’t come with smart operators? 😀

Regards,

kev35

Just dropped the smart phone into the lavatory! Don’t ask!!:(

Well,if you must …

Here she is in one of her ginger phases.

isnt there something wrong with “pimping” your daughter out BB :p ? besides, im almost 23 and single, i have more reason than chris to be set up with someone lol 😀

Lots of things have made me swear today…

1) Getting my foot stood on by 2000lbs of Clydesdale horse;
2) Watching my friend fall off and being dragged along by her pony shortly after;
3) The old sod who thought dawdling along the road from Innerleithen to Penicuik at 40mph was a good thing (it’s a 60); and
4) Spending an excruciating evening with the girl I’ve liked for ages, and her boyfriend. To top it off, the twonk was falling asleep. WTF, dude!? You’re sitting next to one of the most beautiful women I’ve ever met, and you’re asleep?! Hand in your man card, now. You disgust me.

DAZ, 1, Get a smaller horse, they weigh less 😀
2)Tell your friend to get a taller horse, she won’t touch the ground then whan being dragged along.
3) I fall well into the “Old sod” category, and I am the exception to the rule!!
I also get fed up with the over 60s doing 40 in a 60, Even though I fall into that category, I think that every one over 60 should have a test of sorts every 5yrs or so.
4). So, why didn’t you chat her up whilst her boyfriend was asleep, I don’t know, you plonker:D

Lincoln .7
:diablo:

The only way Bracken could get anywhere near that speed is if he was going downhill with the wind at his back – and a small nuclear explosion chasing him…!

Lots of things have made me swear today…

1) Getting my foot stood on by 2000lbs of Clydesdale horse;
2) Watching my friend fall off and being dragged along by her pony shortly after;
3)[B] The old sod who thought dawdling along the road from Innerleithen to Penicuik at 40mph was a good thing (it’s a 60)
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………is that not bad for a horse??:eek:

There’s a lot of it going about mate. Some blokes just don’t know when they are on to a good thing.

Oh, and 5) hearing that a dear friend has split with her long-term partner.

Lots of things have made me swear today…

1) Getting my foot stood on by 2000lbs of Clydesdale horse;
2) Watching my friend fall off and being dragged along by her pony shortly after;
3) The old sod who thought dawdling along the road from Innerleithen to Penicuik at 40mph was a good thing (it’s a 60); and
4) Spending an excruciating evening with the girl I’ve liked for ages, and her boyfriend. To top it off, the twonk was falling asleep. WTF, dude!? You’re sitting next to one of the most beautiful women I’ve ever met, and you’re asleep?! Hand in your man card, now. You disgust me.

Are you sure it’s not her mother in younger days?;);)

Does she have a thing for short blokes who like horses? :diablo:

Now that made me giggle,thanks daz

Well,if you must …

Here she is in one of her ginger phases.

BB – you know it won’t be long before you are going to be asked to post a picture of said busty blonde………..;)

Well,my daughter is 22,currently single,and a busty natural blonde,if that helps 😀

Does she have a thing for short blokes who like horses? :diablo:

Well,my daughter is 22,currently single,and a busty natural blonde,if that helps 😀

Stop worrying about it.Girls can detect desperation :diablo:

….and mothers….apparently:D