Why can't chickens fly! & why does everything taste like them?

Hmm. Tastes like chickens… Chickens what?
Chicken – singular.
Chickens – pural.
Chicken’s – singular posessive.
Chicks – outdated slang for females, man. Groovy!

Tastes like battery-farmed poultry product.;)

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OH now I understand, so Chickens is the PURE form of Chicken right 😉 ?.

but what do you mean outdated ??? I thought ” what’s it with chicks and horses ” was STILL in active duty, when was it dismissed ?

Hmm. Tastes like chickens… Chickens what?
Chicken – singular.
Chickens – pural.
Chicken’s – singular posessive.
Chicks – outdated slang for females, man. Groovy!

Tastes like battery-farmed poultry product.;)

Flood.™

I was wondering – as this IS an English speaking forum – is it Chicken or Chickens ???? cause the chicks are all over wondering if chick was plural or singular .

You been at the shandy again?
I think chicken tastes purple. Prove me wrong.

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Chicken does indeed taste like chicken. But how does it taste?

What colour is green? Go on, describe it to me. And what if your perception of green is different to mine? Perhaps your green looks blue to me. But it’s still green, whatever colour you see it as.

You mean…What if this is all being put about by Aliens in an effort to overthrow us and steal our obviously superior dress sense, and Snappers peanut brittle is some sort of aggression supressor designed to subdue us?
Hmm. Might work, I suppose…

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I had a terrible thought… what if Chicken doesnt actually taste of Chicken as Snapper says. What if it is all a conspiracy.

It felt like koala yet sounded like giraffe

Cool. Has to be the power of suggestive reasoning…

Did it sound like koala?

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And it did!!

Why bother – it will all…(join in, you know you want to!) Taste like chicken!!!:D:D:D

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Indeed although Snapper tells me they are behind the times with those. Maybe road kill platter should be attempted, I have been typing far to much today, I need FOOD!

The Red Lion, famous for its omelettes?

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I just read it, hope all is better there Kev. Be good to meet you.

Next time..

Well I am off to the Red Lion or John Barleycorn, have a good night all.

We could have, but Kev had very good reasons for not being there. I think he explains in that personal thread about Steve Young not keeping his pm mail box clear…

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Maybe we could create one in the AAM with a wheel chair and a ……

Where was Kev on Sunday anyway, scared of Snapper and the ramp of doom?

It never seems to appear on any of those “Whoops I just appear to have left my video camera running whilst banging a nail into the wall and the house topples down around me!” programs, so I guess someone is missing out, financially.

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🙂 Oh dear just the thought is enough to make you laugh out loud.

It was a ferret racing arena display thing at a country show – she fancied buying one and the guy let her hold one. It was sniffing at her, she brought it closer to her face – it bit and she let go!
It didn’t break the skin either; just held tight until the ferret wrangler guy managed to prise it free! It was only hanging from her nose for maybe 30 seconds but it is amazing how many people can just happen by when something interesting occurs!

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Did it look like a ferret had grabbed her nose, or was it in fact, a ferret on the end of her nose and that she was taking it for a breath of freash air.