Why can't chickens fly! & why does everything taste like them?

I saw a woman with nasel jewellery that looked exactly like a ferret had grabbed her nose and wouldn’t let go… Laughing so much I didn’t take the picture!

Flood.™

No, thats why chicken crossed the road and for the Coco Pops.

Have you ever met a friendly ferret? – Nermal

No just that it could get a free coco pops from the friendly ferret

Talking of Chickens, did it think it would taste better on the other side of the road?

No its a type of dog isnt it… Penguin for dinner again

Anyone in for a slice of Dodo?

With warm milk or cold?

What about if you feed it on weetabix? – Nermal

It does if you feed it on coco pops

but penguin doesn’t taste of chocolate

Yes you could be right, but penguin tastes very much kit kat

I think dog tastes like penguin… – Nermal

But what does dog taste of? It’s the corn they feed them on I tell you.

No, I think you’ll find that chicken tastes of dog…Snapper insists. – Nermal

but chicken doesn’t taste of chicken, more usually it tastes of fish nowadays. Never had a satisfactory answer to why? It’s a conspiracy

enk 😉