Hey, it was her uncle Steve.
I did use:
“hesays you’re easy, and i’m only here for a week. My names Mark. Fancy a shag?”
And it worked. It was up near Kielder Water, and she had a blue Beetle. Name was possibly Eleanor? Ring a bell with anyone? She did with me!
At least I think that’s what I said, I was bladdered and it was a lot of years ago. Wrecked my black combats, they were never the same again.