Here you are. But what’s the relevance?

He’ll have his toenails clipped.

We still have a Wimpy in Lowestoft. weird huh?

I am aware of Homer, the Iliad, etc etc. But unlike you it was before my time.

Kev, what can I say….

There once was a brummie called Kev,
with the grace of a Blackburn Bev,
Though blessed with stout heart,
He’d constantly fart,
And to stay near him was most brave.

(Well? You try rhyming with Kev! Bleedin dreadful it is!) :p

I’m gonna drink heavily tonight.

“I imagined all those Baltic countries to be seedy and run down”

Nah mate, they have McDonalds…

Lithuania? Isn’t that where they smell of cabbage?