When Flood tried to write his life story,
it was barely enough for a note,
So he tried to make it sound gory,
which it became when he upset a goat.
His full name was William de Goat,
(His honours stitched onto his coat,)
When facing his horn,
Flood wished he weren’t born,
and was no longer able to gloat.
Dispatched from this earth by our Billy,
It became clear why Flood was so silly.
He was round many bends,
without any friends,
Apart from Mark9 – his dear filly.
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