That’s a bleeing – have you seen his wives? The only difference between them and catfish are that one lot have whiskers and smell, whilst the other lot are fish.

Maybe it was a reindeer revolt. He perhaps tried to make Donner and Blitzen wear burkas. Or put a pitta around the former even.

Nasty fella, treating them poor wee animals in that way.

Who?

I prefer fountain pens. they roock – and people think you are classy.

Do you reckon the elves grassed him up? I would never trust an elf. Bloody goody-two-shoes, the lot of them.

I have some Nokia thing after putting my alcatel through a 60 degree was. It’s amazing – you can press these buttons and talk to somebody miles away!

You can punch one through someones temple quite easily. Should be banned.

“Israeli President Moshe Katzav

It is excellent news for Israel and is proof that the international community will not tolerate a totalitarian state which backs international terrorism.”

Anyone smell a hypocrite?

I’m very pleased that they have finally got him. I can’t believe the gall of the man, pretending to be Santa. B***ard.