“The item I want of yours is £1 on ebay. Can I send you a bankers draft for £2 million, and you send me £1000 in cash and keep the change?”

Now I know I said you had to be an idiot, but this is stupid! PIXIES DO NOT EXIST. They made me admit that before they’d release me.

(But we know better, don’t we!”

“Say 1v dialleH, for example?”

Isn’t that the new Canon SLR? And didn’t you already decide I was ‘Hellaid V4’ ? I can’t keep up.

User. I don’t buy any Key titles. Paul Raymond is the one for me. But they don’t have a forum like this.

No, that’s Dave.

I saw a dog once. I woke up, and thought “what a dog!”

That explains my deportation. Arrival at Miami.

Are you ok sir?

Nothing a fag in my mouth wouldn’t cure.

So humble! Hehe.

Leah – there is a disc of the photos I took a few weeks back in the post to Chris at the moment. You have my full permission to use any of them you wish on the site.

Provided they are good enough for you!