Saaaaf Laaandun? Sort you aaat mate!

Bunch of hooray henry’s, thats what the fans are. Toffs and effeminate Lord Fauntleroys.

George was his name. he’s seen here with Sky. It’s all very tragic actually.

Nah, it’s his dog. Well, ex dog.

Can’t say ****e. Golf is a waste of a good walk.

Mind you, at least you get a pint. And a chance to sink your balls.

So, whats the verdict on the LA-9 then, now we’ve all seen it?

I for one think it sounds amazing, looks good, and really has a badass look.

They told us to Pak our bags.

Haha. Bollockhead. Thats great!

Please don’t come and explain, they would make no sense and bore me to death anyway. A game that last’s 3 days? You can fight a war in less! Besides, Cricket hooligans are pansies – I ain’t scared of you!

And we should never have taught the natives to play. Bloody colonies beating us now is just not cricket old boy!

I want to eat with Joey. That’d be great watching the other diners get splattered with food! HAHA! Oh, how i’d laugh.

Whats wrong with goats – at least they’re indigineous. Unlike Yaks.