Blimey, i’d forgotten about this thread!

They’re tractors with wings.

Ere, Dezz. Are you coming to Lowestoft? All my kit has arrived, and i’m buggered if I can get the bloody digi-box to work. Keeps telling me there’s no aerial. Like I’m dumb enough to not push the aerial in. I ask you. The other stuff works fine, but my picture is crap (reception is dire when the weather is bad). Still, next week, on Thursday (airshow day) i’m having a new aerial (high gain) and cabling installed – that should work. Bet the guy stays on the roof for hours.

Where do I stand, insurance-wise, if the Red Sparrows scare the crap out of him (passing over my house when they first arrive) and he falls in my garden and breaks his neck? Should I get him on the street-side? (Suppose i’d better anyway – don’t want him crushing my parsley).

Man, that stuff was evil. One slip and you were in the ****!!! Damn stuff would slide right up your back.

My grandfather said that in the army during the war, they were given one square of paper. (Imagine!)

They would fold it in half, twice.

They would tear off the corner.

They would stick their finger through the hole.

Then wipe their arse.

Then remove unwanted ‘materiel’ from finger with the paper around it.

And use the torn off corner to clean under their fingernails.

Thank God he was an officer, thats all I can say!!!

Yep. Me and my stepladder (i’ll be at the front of the cinema the night before) will be there.

I have a bunch of raffle tickets left over Ashley, you’re welcome to them. Will dig out a prize of some description.

And is that where Janie disappeared to?

I like flying guns. Period. They remind me of people who faced something I won’t have to.