Why do market researchers ALWAYS approach me??
Why can’t you look in some shops without being accosted all the time? We have a bookshop near us, and the bloody owner never leaves you alone. “What are you looking for?”
“I’m just browsing.”
“Do you like fiction or non-fiction?”
“I’m just looking. Really.”
“Whatever you like to read, we’ll have something for you.”
“I’m only looking.”
“Non fiction is over here.”
“What bit of “I’m only looking” don’t you bloody understand?????”
I was once at a dog show, looking through some prints of different dog breeds. The bloody stall holder wouldn’t leave me alone.
“What’s your favourite breed?”
“I’m just looking at the pictures.”
“What breed are you looking for?”
“I’m not, I’m just looking at the pictures like I said.”
“What’s your breed? If you tell me, I can tell you if it’s in stock.”
“I AM NOT LOOKING FOR ANY PARTICULAR BREED YOU ******!”
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