Originally posted by frankvw
I think there is a little confusion between bbq and flamethrower there… That meat burning party seems somewhat hazardous to the health :p

Nah – thats standard British Summer Time flame-grilled cooking! Charcoaled exterior, raw interior. Lovely. Few mozzies and a sudden downpour – perfect! – Nermal

Mind the gap? – Nermal

If I hear Frosty the F@*#~+%g Snowman one more time…:mad: – Nermal

Originally posted by MapleLeaf_330
Love the humour on this page, will definitely be back. Oh, btw, nothing is too over the top for me. Bring it on.

Has he come back yet?:confused::confused::confused: – Nermal

Originally posted by Flood
remember the ladies on the backs of the Tennents tins?

Flood.

Oh god yes! One reason not to sling the cans away, apparently! – Nermal

They’re all drunk! I’m the only sober one here – and I’m at work! – Nermal

Originally posted by ageorge
I have to admit that deep fried Mars bars are excellent , but 4 deep fried Twix’s and a king size bags of chips beats that , yum , you can actually hear you arteries hardening as you eat , mega.:D

So in answer to the original question – How Long Have You Left To Live… Is not long? – Nermal

Originally posted by SE5AFAN
Have you seen my body:D

Everybody has a sense of humour, don’t they? Seeing a mad fool mad enough to do a mad thing like poll dancing for the forum is worth one burning hot pound coin from anyones fireplace! (Rather see Anna do it, if you don’t mind! POLL DANCING I MEAN, FLOOD! Honest!!!;)) – Nermal