Originally posted by EN830
I’m Snappers and Floods love child !!!!

Explains why you are an ugly b’stard! No love in that union!!! Nermal

Just thinking of him in the prison showers – “Ow!”

Will they manage to get him to take that bloody glove off for fingerprinting? And that mask for his photo – or will he insist on a paparazzi snapping him from behind the warder or out of a helicopter?:D 😀 😉 😀 😮 Nermal

I name Flood – because I hate him. “Kind heart and good nature” my ar$e!;) Bring back the shooting thread and burn the lot of them in hell! 😀 😀 😀 Nermal

Originally posted by Kat
And I hope everyones still happy! 🙂

All right – who has been complaining about being happy?:mad: Nermal

Originally posted by EN830
I’d rather be boring and win than exciting and loose.

And when was the last time you were exciting and ‘loose’?;) And when are the ladies matches being televised? Nermal

Re: !!!australian Idol Winner!!!

Originally posted by dartie
Guy Sebastian won Australian Idol last night over his oppenent Shannon Noel! What do you think did the vote swing the right way for you?

Couldn’t tell you anything about the British idle winner… Which way does he swing?;) Nermal

Originally posted by mike currill
Nice to know your witty ripostes are as good as ever – now pick a window you’re leaving (for your own safety I assure you as it is likely to get ugly in here

Is that Mike “Get yer coat you’ve pulled” Currill asking Kat out? Ah, and I thought the age of romance was dead and buried!!! Nermal

Nah… Heres where they were!!!

EROTICA FESTIVAL CLAIMS ‘SNOGATHON’ RECORD

By Tim Moynihan, PA News

Organisers of the planet’s largest festival of erotica today claimed a world record – for the biggest mass ‘snogathon’.

Two thousand couples took part in the record-breaking event at the Erotica festival at London’s Olympia.

The total of 4,000 people was 800 ahead of the previous record, set in the USA, picking up a Guinness World Record, a spokesman for the festival said.

Large crowds flocked to the venue, and the spokesman said the expected total attendance of 70,000 for the three days would be beaten.

‘We had to close the doors for a time just after 3pm,’ he said.

Early indications were that attendances had increased by more than 22% over last year.

Along with more than 200 stalls featuring such items as erotic photographs, naughty gifts and underwear, the exhibition also features a montage of music pulsating at exactly 33 mhz – the frequency organisers claim could trigger the female orgasm.

Anyone going to deny it? 😀 😀 ;):) 🙂 😎 😎 – Nermal!